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What's Han Solo's favourite bread?
It took nearly freezing to death on Hoth to make him actually use one, and even then he didn't look too happy about it.
but definitely not a chapati
I hope the next one is Han Solo's least favortie cheese.
It's Boba Feta.
Have a think about it.
NOT SO MUCH THEN, EH
And Han rightly forgave him.
Bet you like the ewoks too.
I never want this to end.
cos that is a cracker of a punchline.
and however long it takes, it'll still be worth it.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I didn't see that one.
and lets face it, he was a hateful looking little nob.
My least favourite cheese idea waas much better.
Don't worry. the answer is actually 'SOURDOUGH'.
does that work? i've never been good at these things
no it doesnt.
not you though
good thing you didnt tell it huh?
In so many ways.
THIS HAS GONE PASTA JOKE NOW.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Hope you both have a nice time on the 3rd floor.
I feel like a need a pint now. Are you sure it's not Friday?
(no fucking way I'm reading all that dross up there^^ after the meetings I've had this afternoon)
I was out listening to a classical music concert
Playing the Star Wars theme tune on his iPod.
and that's all that matters
The last thing I'd want is to have an image of my boss burnt into my toast every morning
sadly on closer inspection it's not. :(
Otherwise it just looks creepy and unsettling
stop talking now, I think people are starting to feel uncomfortable.
"enthuasiasts" is the joke, right?
Are they a race in the Star Wars films? Give me a clue.
yes they are.
*boring fact of the day number 2
and feel you up, bamos.
Would you like a pint, Chewie?
from my home town - so for a second there I thought you'd made a knowing funny.
I'd never knowingly make a knowing funny.
but one of them doesnt have any shins
those elocution lessons are really paying off.
He just need to work on his pronunciation.
something about Salacious Crumb
good work everyone