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I start at the ankles and work up. I am like a spider binding him in my gossamer web. I do it tight with several layers. Soon Roy Orbison stands before me, completely wrapped in cling-film. The pleasure is unexampled.
'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.
'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'
'Not for several hours.'
Truly incredible. :D
checking his fanfic archive, which includes the concept of historian slash and the deathless sentence "Diarmuid bums Lawrence in a pagoda".