Fucks sake. So this girl starts washing my hair, and she's all business - no talking (apart from a quick water temperature check) and then gets straight into the vigorous, no frills scrubbing of the head...I felt a bit like a dog being shampooed and I was comfortable with that.
With shampoo and conditioner done I thought I was ready to get back into the cutting chair. But then I hear the *squit squirt* of liquid coming out of a bottle - "Oh", I thought, "A second conditioning treatment". BIG MISTAKE
The girl just launches into this sensual fit of head rubbing which actually progresses down my neck. MY NECK.
I started going red...and then the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to burst out laughing so I started trying to stifle my laugh/grin by kind of grinding my teeth.
I don't know why I react like this. It should be an awesome experience. I know it's not sexual and she's not giving me some porn fantasy "special extra". But I get embarrassed.
I think I did a thread on this before - so sue me jackass.