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how are you? tired? grumpy? cold? thought as much.
the weather *is* a bit shitty, and I *am* a bit sick and tired of work atm.
You're names not Voyent, by any chance? First name Clair?
well, sort of.
I am ashamed
got a swim and a sauna in yesterday, and feeling a bit better about me health now that i'm doing more exercise generally...
...but also got a dominos custom pizza last night :D steak strips and meatballs with peppers and sweetcorn on a bbq sauce base. YES.
Otherwise, tomorrow will be odd, but i will deal.
not really much of an issue as we used to be long-distance, but since we moved in together we've been close to inseparable. It'll be more like the absence of a best friend than a girlfr-
god i'm gay, aren't i?
You're getting this so drastically wrong, xylo. Even when you love the lady more than a life full of takeaway pizza and blowjobs, having the (pre) marital home to yourself for a few days is a thing of wonder and beauty.
I suspect he is going to be AOK :D
this will do nothing for my emo sensitive rep.
and give you the best tips on keeping your emo fringe straight and when is best to avoid wearing glitter.
the real test of your emo sensitivity will be when you wander into your living room and they're all sitting about in their pants as they see you as zero threat sexually.
in short, yes, a bit gay.
there will be guys over too, just to explain. Although they are also muso shoegazers so that probably doesn't help
pray tell, when best to bring in the gayness xylopwn?
i've realised that i come on too gay, too fast, and it might put girls off. is it better to start off manly and uninterested and a bit of a prick...and then get softer over time..start making mix-cds, reveal your love for gilmore girls, etc etc etc.
You need to get the balance right. Fire up the testosterone, show them who's boss etc etc. (she is boss, but you pretend to be, being the correct answer).
the trick is to keep to rob's rule of When To Be A Man About Stuff.
1: DIY situations
2: Handling any form of crisis
3: In the bedroom
4: Under a car bonnet
5: In a workshop
6: When other men are getting lairy
7: When playing guitar and rocking out
At all other times, I'm happy to kick back and be a bit soppy about stuff. As long as you keep your intensity and emanate some secret aura of being protective, you will be sorted.
Snuggle up to her schnookybottom whenever you want. Smooshy wooshy her vagoo all night long. In private.
But sometimes, there has to come a point where you realise that all you're doing is spending eight hours a day on the internet going I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!! LOOK AT MEEEE!!!!!
It's like a public display of affection only slightly more unhinged.
People talk about their lives on here. They just do. I talk about my life in terms of what's going on with it and what I'm up to. That invariably involves time spent with my partner. So, I'm going to mention it when I like, even if that's (inaccurately) "eight hours a day."
You notice it more because you're a cynic: end of. And because you love to snipe as much as the rest of us, myself included.
But then, you're a man with 73,000 posts on an internet message board. I think I'll wait until someone with a shred of anything mildly enviable going on in their life checks me on something, eh?
Thanks for your time. x
the new "cheers"
OH WHO KNOWS/ actually cares.
I'm going to break my own rule and use a SAFETY WINK
is someone who tries to give people on an internet music nerd forum rules of How You Have To Post Because This Is My Board.
I'm not trying to start an argument either. Just saying that you talk about your girlfriend a lot. Which you do. And I personally find it a bit strange.
Just off to smoosh-woosh my girlfriend's vagoo.
You just came across someone being either pissy for the sake of it or having woken up on the wrong side of bed and feeling the need to take a pot shot at someone ambling along quite happily.
Standards are slipping, gentlemen.
The old post-count insult is slightly redundant as you're ratio of posts per year can't be that far off.
if i was the one who was trying to tell people what they should and shouldn't be talking about on a public forum.
if you weren't using that as a marker for whether someone has 'anything mildly enviable going on in their life'.
Anyway, ahm oot.
stuff that i often think really would be better suited to an SMS TXT MSG. but whatever. that's fine. it's not a problem for me. i can carry on with my life.
and being a soppy fucker is All Good.
HOWEVER... your entry into this thread was CLASSIC VAGUEBOOKING. which is a bit lame.
In summary: I blame foppyish for all of this, for falling for the bait.
"Cheers" / "x"
PS: We're out of milk. Can you get some on the way home? And while you're at it, some of those buscuits you know I really like. Wuv yoo.
morning thread, everyone is on here chatting, it's no different to me drinking beers with a bunch of people and suddenly saying "oh: we need to get some milk later", in the middle of the convo.
Now imagine you/bamos is the guy drinking with you, suddenly going WE GET IT OKAY.
i couldn't give a fuck what trivialities people post on here. the inane minutae is usually the most entertaining. it's the VAGUEBOOKING that sticks out. i.e. "tomorrow will be odd", with no kind of explanation. spill the beans or stop being coy. it might well not have been deliberate, but it easily comes across that way.
if i say 'tomorrow is odd', some people will think 'oh tomorrow is odd,' some people will think 'i don't care why it is', some will think 'i'll ask why, out of boredom'
and some people will think OH GOD THAT'S SO IRRITATING THAT HE'S SAID THAT: WHY IS HER GOADING ME INTO ASKING? THE MORNING THREAD IS TOO GOOD FOR THIS.
I used to be the angriest person ever on this board, and get shitty with people for nothing. But i've curbed that, and so I don't mind telling people to bugger off when they're just getting shirty about something that doesn't make a difference to anyone but me and the people who want to bother talking about it with me. If you're posting to say "don't post that" then why bother?
Plus, you've been right grumpy lately big man :(
the morning thread is always used for minor BANTS. can't remember people complaining about it being 'too good' for anything.
vaguebooking is always lame. second only to replies that say 'its gonna bee alrite hun xox' without knowing what's up.
grumpypants? nah. if i come across as Feeling A Bit Down it'd be because we haven't had a good pun thread for ages.
totes enviable in my opinion.
'Smooshy wooshy her vagoo all night long'
Need to stop watching so much scrubs.
but as discussed yesterday, it may not be very healthy.
Get the lads round, turn your phone off, get 48 cans of Skol in, do the 'Skol Challenge'™, be sick everywhere, clean up on Sunday, welcome the missus back with fresh flowers on Monday.
BEST WEEKEND EVER.
except not Skol. I am thinking of consuming san miguel until my face melts.
Fresh flowers are also unlikely.
Did Danny Baker do the 'Daz Doorstep Challenge' with a box of Dreft? He sure as hell didn't.
She'll probably read this so if it is flowers then she'll just think you got the idea from someone else = gain 5 gay points.
Serious answer - you know how London's got tons of stuff in it to do when you've got a free weekend? DO THAT.
it only kind of does. i've been looking at the dusty xbox, however...
have 14 cans of Skol and go to the Tate. Failing that - have 12 cans of Skol and just walk around somewhere you've thought "ooh that looks nice".
Although I think your Quimometer will probably need fixing at some point so that'll keep you busy...
i think im going to hit the duvel.
I'M DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO GET HER FLOWERS!!!
I've only left him 3 days worth of suppplies.
"fuck y'all, all of y'all"
you need me to exist, or you'd have a lot less ire to throw around in your 9-5s.
You'll thank me one day.
It is surprisingly sunny now, considering it was pissing down when I walked to work.
I just bought Primavera tickets. I AM EXCITED!
but i have a delicious walnut pastry right now
but still not really ill enough to call in sick, dangnammit.
I am feeling so good YET ANGRY. Its those cleaners again. They stole my falafel balls. MY FALAFEL BALLS! AND they kept the crumby packet in the fridge to taunt me. I hate them so much.
On the other hand I bought a coat! I wore it to work today :D
I would totally ring the cleaning company.
Its someone who works heres Wife! There isn't much I can do other that sit and get VERY ANGRY AT THEM. I was so looking forward to that falafel today :(
Be totally dramatic and say- do you know they cut off people's hand in Suadi for petty larceny?
You work on your own.
Get your missus sorted out.
Or feed her more at home, you fiend.
I'm saying this from now on.
Sounds like you need to buy the laxatives.
Wait, I've got FALAFEL BALLS in a baguette for my lunch today. Butternut squash one.
Don't baguette; use a lunch box instead
What have I just started?
just leave a note on it satying, "do not throw away".
I've got a bad throat/chest again! Woop!
Brucie Bonus: I left my umbrella on the tube!
Our sytems are DOWN. Major incident is LOGGED. Doing anything is TORTURE. I'm going to sit outside with the maintenance balls and talk about football and birds if the weather holds. Feeling great though, like a lamb that climbed from its mother...or something.
I'm not gay.
How do you feel about this? Because it's likely to happen.
You've got it all wrong.
With a G and an O.
I'm behind it.
I'm thinking of changing my name anyway because I don't like it. It's a bit shit really.
I think you should change your real name via deedpoll to GeOff.
No need to thank me.
did i mention i was going to berlin?
i'm going to berlin.
stick some brandenberg gate in there and thats my holiday sorted.
If so - go here http://www.qype.com/place/48758-Spirit-of-Anatolia-Berlin
Best Turkish restaurant I've ever eaten in.
i'm going to eat about 5 meals a day i think.
1x Other type of wurst (always with sauteed potatoes)
1x Turkish lamb
1x RANDOM dish
That's Berlin, my friend... that's Berlin.
PS: MsWza is going out on the razz on Friday night. Without me. Might kill myself due to the loneliness.*
*Am I doing it right?
Its free time like that which should be used to watch internet porn with impunity.
Like a cold is circling, but hasn't quite landed yet.
I watched Friday Night Lights (the film) last night, and got a bit emotional.
I'm thoroughly bored of the work drudge, but I'm going to Florence in two weeks, which I can scarecly believe right now.
I feel your pain, I have felt crappy for 2 weeks, but never dying enough to stay at home. The worst kind of ill.
GET WELL SOON, OR DON'T GET ILL. OR SOMETHING.
I probably just need a really good night's sleep, but I hate going to bed early. The evenings are my time to do things I actually want to do (mainly just watch shit TV), I don't want to waste them sleeping.
However, I do have lots of vegetables in the fridge from my parent's visit this weekend, so maybe this will help.
They arrived, saw I had nothing but condiments and bacon in my fridge, and decided to fill it up with things that wouldn't give their darling middle child scurvy.
There's a pineapple sitting in my kitchen waiting for me at the moment.
Fruit and veg. Broccoli, ftw.
I'm with you on the early nights thing- I am trying, though. Because I keep waking up at about 5 and think about pretty much EVERYTHING. And then my alarm goes off. I am tired.
Waking up too early is never something I've had a problem with. But when I go to bed, I either stay up late and get too little sleep, or go to bed early and lie awake for ages before I go to sleep and get the same amount anyway.
Do stupid people just think about fewer things? Can they just turn their brains off when they don't fancy mulling something over?
I am too intelligent to sleep.
Waiting for breakfast to arrive and trying to find some nice hangover music to listen to
i kind of depends on my next recommendation.
Just tired and my eyes hurt. I'm listening to Tamaryn but I want something more plinky plonky I think
off work all of next week though, back of the net
Had a full on fever last night, and am pretty shaky this morning.
As my doctor, I prescribe.
Paracetamol. Water. Vitamin C. Toast. Rest.
Watched Lie To Me and played Halo quite late last night. Going to the pub at lunch to lose at pool then I've got 11 days off work. *AIR PUNCH WIN CITY*
in the process of being murdered for a burke and hare walk of Edinburgh once, pretty embarrassing
Day 3 of the new job. It's been quite daunting - being the new girl isn't fun. Especially when standing in the kitchen wandering which mug to take as I am scared I may end up with someone's special cup - generic white seems to be the safest option. Otherwise I decided to wear my new vintage red leather skirt today.. Bad ide as it makes funny noises when I move in my char - another reason I hate being the new girl!
are you working for anne summers or something?
And it's a nice skirt thank you. Not some cheap knock off plastic sheet type thing they sell at Anne Summers.
i cant see this at all.
But yes, I was withdrawing.
Also, I know what you mean about the mug. I managed to pinpoint on day 4 of my new job that much of my fear was stemming fomr basic kitchen etiquette stuff, so I went out and bought my own mug, my own yogi tea, and a big pack of giner nuts, and then told everyone to help themselves (not to my mug. that would have provoked violence). Now I feel it is *my* kitchen too :)
CHin up toots x
i'm gonna act like i don't give a shit and hope that works. piss on a desk, or summat.
"Alright, cunts? Milk, two sugars."
I promise it will work.
ok, i'll do this.
just had some crumpets. It's sunny out. I've got some reading to do before i go into uni today but i've read it already just need to go over it again and it's well interesting.
Tonight I’m going to see Somewhere (Sophia Coppola’s new film), but it’s also the last time that I’m going to see my ladyfriend for well over a week, as she’s off to California for a conference.
I’m going to see the Robogeisha/Big Tits Zombie 3D double bill at the Barbican on Friday, which some of you LADS might think is taking advantage of the situation, but it’s the kind of thing that we’d have gone to see as a couple, probably.
Just holding each other.
I posted the same thing at the same time as your bird yesterday, and I've done it again today with you. OOOOOOOOH.
It was nice :)
I imagined a Mighty Boosh style 'hold me'
Warpaint, RoboGeisha/Big Tits Zombie 3D, Oneohtrixpointnever, Release The Bats, Football (twice) and Dillinger Escape Plan.
I’ve got no time to pine.
Sounds like more than one person needs an appointment with Dr. Skol...
also, where has my other fix gone?
TheWza | 27 Oct '10, 10:29
comes up nestled between the
hip_young_gunslinger | 27 Oct '10, 09:29
meths | 27 Oct '10, 09:29
replies to the OP, eh?
DiS = still fuct.
I give up.
This game is worse than anything in the "Bit's on Tomb Raider or games in general, where you've got hopelessly stuck" thread.
Unfortunately, I have a superlong meeting starting in 25 minutes, noooooo.
Last night I had a DIY pizza from dominos with chorizo, tomatoes and pineapple- yeah, bear with me, PINEAPPLE. It just worked, it was brilliant.
Today is going to be a fucking nightmare and possibly worse than yesterday. I need to do so much. I need to pack up my office so that the movers can move whilst I'm away. I need to finish an important piece of work before my flight tomorrow morning. I need to pack. I need somebody form Quebec to send me a cheque today or else I'll get struck off next week. Fortunately, I do NOT need to sleep tonight, so that's good news.
it's certainly a better idea than the "irish man comes back with 10 pineapples" joke.
not just a phone? or just a blackberry? and definitely not an iPhone? and certainly not a blackberry bold or blackberry curve?
SENT FROM MY BLACKBERRY TORCH
LOOK SEAN, WILL THIS PLEASE THE SPONSORS?! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH! BLACKBERRY TORCH!
Please note I will not be afraid to tell everyone if it turns out to be as utterly useless an abominatoni as the bb storm is.
I was thinking about an iphone but I have a nice little yellow Ipod that I don't want to negletct.
I'm going to order one. I'M WILLLDDDD
Which would be genuinely useful.
Also- a phone with a bottle opener.
I'm not looking forward to telling people this when they ask what it is.
Weather's alright. Wading through a year's worth of mileage claims here.
Bit concerned that the bassist in my band is a bit off, he never seems to pick up the phone, blanks me on facebook and bailed on practice last night, but only when I finally managed to get through to him about 10 mins before we were meant to practice. (All it would have taken was a facebook message or text to the rest of us beforehand. Could have arranged to have made more use of my time!) Winds me up a bit, with the amount of time and effort I put into booking shows, organising kit shares, giving my bandmates lifts etc, a bit more consideration would be nice.
thus have missed everything. How's the porn thread going?
bamnan hasn't even posted in it yet