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was it a mistake buying this?
i await sexy puns...
Come out of your shell
And share some of your hunky muscles.
from the mussel shell without the shell. no sausages.
when my flatmate says "do you remember boodsport?"
"the film with van damme?"
"yeah, that one"
"yes. What about it"
"It just popped into my head"
Why would you do such a thing? Go to the fishmongers, get a load of FRESH mussels, cook in a white wine sauce with chips and french bread on the side.
In short, SORT YOUR LIFE OUT!
They're, like, free if you go to the beach.
My arm bands have a puncture.
You pull 'em off the rocks
something about clams
its really easy to find a fishmonger at 7pm on bishopsgate on a monday night!! after finishing work and wanting to get home to cook dinner before masterchef starts.