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you feckless fen drongo?
FRIDAY BIG FIGHT NIGHT
Hold out your hand a second...
Did you know, if your hand is bigger than your face, you've got cancer?
*Picks up sharpy, takes hold of thewarn's hand, and in large black letters, writes PEN15.*
There. Now you belong to the pen fifteen club. LOL!
I hadn't thought about this in ages and then at work today the "Pen15" club memory came into my head and now here you all are talking about it, bizarre.
I am covered in milk.
I don't know what a sharpie pen is.
Krispy Kreme doughnuts
Arsenal's way of playing football
both amazing and a one-way ticket to fatness
it really is every bit as brilliant as it sounds
this sounds great though.
I just... don't get it...
Give me those Tesco 5 for £1 bad boys ANYDAY.
ITS A CHOCOLATE DREAM-CAKE.
And taste like shitty brown plastic and cost a shitty load of money.
(BTW, you're totally within your rights to like them. I'm sure you don't like fresh pasta as much as I do)
You get a little bag for the ONE you want. If you want 12 then thats a different story. GET A BOX!
(Fresh pasta is okay. I like wholewheat though.)
I mean... abandon reply.
He asked me to ask you.
Although I cannot verify this (I'm in the library). It's basically just porn though.
This turned up though :D
403!!! Verboten! Forbidden!
Well, it finally happened. I've gotten so $#@@#%'ing sick of comment spammers I'm trying to ban them all again. My sql query is now pretty sophisticated, so if you're seeing this you most likely got a little manic trying to submit a comment that was tripping a filter. Do a google search for "what is my ip?", find it, then write it down and send it to me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I'll un-ban you immediately after that. For some reason, people (like my mom) take this message extremely personally. Some people (like my mom) need to take a nap. It ain't personal, just let me know and I'll fix it.
Lately, I've been getting a few, "dude, I'm banned?!? Wtf?!?" emails, from people who are a) trolling Google images or b) puzzled why a direct link to our site causes funny red x's to appear on theirs.
YOU ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR BANDWIDTH, YOU BRAIN DEAD M-ER F-ERS!!! The next time one of you twits makes me go scan the ban file for you IP, I'm putting a contract out on you*
Unless you're my mom. Which is fine, since if this IS my mom, she's gotten so offended she's half way to the emergency room anyway. So it's all good.
Time to frag some zombies.
* Only a moron would actually take this sort of threat seriously. Since only only a moron would COMPLAIN, I guess I'll have to be explicit... IT'S A JOKE! LAUGH, G-D YOU, LAUGH!
Just give me any old black permanent marker pen please. Ta.
See also: those albert hammond jr rooster potatoes, or whatever they are.
It went well.
I call them "Sharpie's pens".
You probably wouldn't have heard it.
any thread about any old guff.
to say how he’d just been bumped into by a hipter on a fixie and I thought he meant someone had been sniffing pens. It’s a bike, isn’t it?
who remembers the 80s?
and overheard some guy having some severe bowel trouble.* After he'd finished making his mess he then exited the cubicle and bought a packet of condoms. Women of London, your luck could be in tonight.
What's a sharpie?
*No it wasn't me you berks
My boss just asked me if she should describe a Nintendo DS as a 'console' or a 'box'.
It lead to embarrassment (mine).
to get the punani
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N
Still eto'o I'm afraid
pretty exciting huh?
ALSO, I told Chrissie that I'd bought some adidas trainers, but she THOUGHT I'd bought some ASDA trainers. Imagine the hilarity!
She'd heard someone chatting about about how well this new African designer, George Atasda, had been progressing and asked her PA to buy her some pieces.
Apparently. Probaby not. It was in Pop Bitch. GEORGE ATASDA
who wants to carry me home?
I was genuinely in shock when I heard the news.
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop...
My dad trood in some dog poo and my mum decided to bleech them as its poo etc. He then went out in the shoes the next day and as he was walking along in the shopping centre, the whole soul (soal? sole?) of the shoes came off and it was just the top but of the shoes and then his socks on the bottom.
what is this?
he's on faces album or something.
also, your dad wears socks on his arse?
Your Dad wears socks on his arse!
Your Mum uses sandals as glasses!
I'm going home.
what sort of insult is that?
hobbling along City Road in the next few minutes, feel free to ask him if he's got new shoes.
He also once got into a cab when we were in italy and he had a big dog poo curled over his shoe.
My dad has a lot of issues with dog poo.
OVER HIS SHOE?!!?
Like a big turd curled over the top of his shoe. Quite grim.
I have definitely hit that.
adverts in Vice, name checked in that Kimya Dawson song etc etc
I saw a special edition Stussy one once, it was retailing for £15!
they write really well on white gaff, clip onto lanyards much better than other perm markers and write wayyy clearer and don't smudge so easily as inferior brands. i am a conniseur. I KNOW THESE THINGS.