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I'd consider it.
Take a curtsy, and then get out of my sight
...decided it was even more hassle than going out with lasses. To quote Black Books, "All that disco dancing and personal grooming."
not Adam and Steve.
let alone someone else
but not the being impeccably dressed.
women are definitely hotter than men, right? all women should be gay.
i'm a bit insensitive and think like a boy but i don't want to be the butch one. it's all confusing.
women aren't hairy enough
i definitely think 18-21 is the golden age in boyhood. everything else is a bit meh. the only good thing afterwards is the trade-off - he can't diss me for being fat, if he's got middle-age spread, etc.
as mentioned in the grey thread. i love me some middle aged men.
besides most of them stay young looking through to 27ish imo.
my answer to this argument is just christina hendricks
i just find old men really hideous. i dunno, if i stick to dating men, i will have to become a cougar. hopefully increased income will make up for the heartbreak as they leave me shattered, sexually sated but emotionally devastated.
i think i'm going to be emotionally devastated regardless of the age.
as i'm coming to the drawn out and carefully considered conclusion that i'm actually bisexual, even though i would never hit on a girl.
pretty girls and middle aged manly men. it's not even like i go for the girly guys. MAKES NO SENSE.
Before my last boyfriend I would have always gone for someone my own age but now I like there to be atleast 5 years on
top of my age.
Men are gross
You can beat a manly man who has lots of hair all over his body and a nice bi...*abandon reply*
it's like the equivalent of blue eyes and dark hair. OMG.
Applicants should PM me.
The brand is not important.
what are we talking about?
i knew it was time to get outof this thread.
I'd still be living with my mates, going to regular games of football, playing pro Evo for 5 hours a day and going to bed at 10 for an early night*. You possibly have a point.
* Watch lesbian porn on the internet.
if you've got a hairy arse then [actually abandon reply on second thoughts]
that'd probably partially explain the phenomenon of the back sack & crack wax, no?
It always comes up in my google suggestions so I must have searched it at some point
Not sure why I'm providing the helpful advice, it's none of my business
What about Charlie and Charlie?
or Jamie and Jamie?
and very NSFW
yeh sorry, NSFW, i should've said that. forgot bosses and stuff get offended by stick-men anally penetrating one another in mid-air.
It's them getting turned on.
Best mid air anal copulation I've seen all day.
Although the recepient doesn't look all that thrilled about it.
i'll add that to old cv. needing a bit of buffing up, anyway.
DiS is so gay sometimes.
How do men always instinctively know who is the bummer and who is the, uh, bummee? Is it always stereotypically obvious who fits into which category? And are they couples who'd both, say, rather do the bumming, and they have to take turns?
I feel like a moron asking this, but I really want to know!
hmmm... lots of thought...
whoever said all women should be gay is dead right. women are way prettier then men generally, but hot men >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pretty ladies when you find them.
and that's just fine. But, when I did the same they threw me out of the Women's Institute meeting.
It must be fun though. Not the ..you know, but the nightclubs, and the whole rough and tumble of homosexual activity. You know, having boyfriends when you're a man!