Conversation over the partition wall:
"Dad, what size is Josie's boots? Boots. Boots. Boots! Boots, Dad. Boots! Boots. I'm saying Boots. Boots! You know, Boots! BOOTS. B, O, O T, S, Boots! Boots!"
The internet here won't let me hear Football Weekly. FFFUUUUUUU.
However, by replacing "boots" with "bants" in my head I had to leave and walk to the toilet. :D