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If you haven't done anything funny you can make it up
It was total banter.
We call it banter, yah?
Rah One: "So, I was at Pitt Club, and I was out on the balcony, and I managed to piss on some total randomer's head. It was so banter."
Rah Two: "Yeah, that is such banter."
its probably not real is it?
Whatever, it's still amazing
Still think this is pretty good http://dontevenreply.com/
but there really isn't anything ive done recently that is objectively funny. The only stuff I can remotely think of that could classify is the stuff that i say thats really embarassing for me. Like, I was talking to a group of girls, and I told them I had a sore throat. One of them who I've met once before also said she had one and i sort of jokingly said "we didn't kiss did we?" There was a long paus before i just muttered "nevermind" and changed the subject.
But that's not that funny
can't for the life of me think of anything to say in it though
at restaurant i work at, first day i didnt know who the manager was and mistook him for a usual customer and told him he couldnt come into the kitchen and he responded - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM??!! hes a wanker and hates me needles to say. PRICK
she makes the occasional sardonic remark that brings a smile but other than that she's pretty humourless tbh
you win 'funniest thing you've done recently' so far
i found it funny.
flashed the Parcel Force man.
Heard the door bell ring when I was in the shower, knowing it was important I grabbed a towel,wrapped it around, ran down the stairs and greeted him. It was when I was signing for the package I used my right hand and this loosened the tightness of the towel to my armpit... displaying half a naked body quite early in the morning.
but it involves 3 live platypus, a quart and a half of custard, some purple food colouring, a trip wire, an aubergine, the head and left leg from a Stretch Armstrong doll, a Hawaiian shirt formerly worn by Timmy Mallet, and a Lenny Kravitz compilation. You can probably work out where this is going.
...so I went to the office door of where the deed was done and stuck an A2 poster of this on it:
I hope he deserved it.
jumped up and knocked a cup of tea all over the table, including over my phone. duh.
I bought a new dress, tried it on then walked out the room and caught the pocket on a door handle and it ripped.