Percentage of automatic hand driers in pub toilets that don't work.
Percentage of women I've made eye contact with in my life who wouldn't hit me in the face with their handbag if I asked them out on a date there and then.
How many times Robin Van Persie has hit the woodwork in his career.
Who has the most "this'd" posts on DiS (excluding LLB).
How many threads I should have abandoned before posting, in pie chart form.