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(The site - probably not the necklace)
it means whoever thought up "it is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust" is a despicable fuckwitt.
I've really been using it wrong these past few years. I better go tell that guy in the other thread what it means
I understand perfectly what you mean but the literal sentence makes no sense. It's like you've developed mental powers.
Like as if they expect most people that will buy it will love it though they're happy to concede that some people will just want it a little bit. I'd have thought just a standard "add to basket" button would'ave been fine but hey I don't have a cum necklace
Described as a "seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of sement"
COME ON! SELL IT TO ME!
Maybe nobody bought Picasso's work when he was alive because he kept introducing it to buyers like "Well yes this is a seemly misshapen and unrealistic face formed from paint on canvas but its ACTUALLY a pretty accurate expression of my psychology"
i guess she thought she was being pretty clever like "yeah you know its art which is enacted whenever you wear it yeah" but I suppose given that it can be nothing other than "actually an accurate representation of semen" then when you take it off and put it in a drawer - there's cum in your drawer. Or if you put it on a desk - there's cum on your desk. Rest it on top of your bedside table at night - there's cum on your bedside table at night.
I don't like the idea lucy so im sorry but ahm out.
Pearl Necklace #2 doesn't REALLY look like a dollop of semen, does it?
It's fucking Ronseal as they come
Sounds moody. As do you. You're normally a 'biter'. What's up?
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Also, I started a thread earlier explicitly offering to pay to rim harru, so I also have the homoerotic post of the day
1. masturbation or sex
2. its male ejaculate which is almost always essential for procreation amongst mammals
3. dunno son
They made a CD by the name "Salty, Wet and Sticky". It was supposedly a surf album. I think there were some sexual undertones, myself
If they went in to clothing, how well would their "Back doors smashed in" trousers sell, do you think?
Even pre-teens are wearing little t-shirts with 'slut' printed on in pink glittery lettering these days. 'Bash my back doors in' crop tops could be big - CARGO PANTS big - with the under 12s this season
I would actually like to wear it to work.
I'm there exists already "heart on your sleeve cufflinks" and now you can have "cum on our chest necklace". Why not a "liver on your head beret" combined with a "dripping blood effect cape" for the A/W 2010 season?
sadly its not the micheal jackson version,
We're all going to die in this thread. Even beautiful, beautiful harru
Although I once did one that looked like a shrew and took months to get my confidence back
...no, not that one.
"The dishes are a map of the digestive tract, from mouth to anus."
Spunk necklace, shit crockery. Bit of a chancer eh?
thus becoming more attractive to the shallow, materialistic women of the world!