Happy Monday Sweeties.
'BLUE ROON' - Man City and Real to fight it out for Rooney's signature as his and SAF's relationship CRUMBLES BEYOND REPAIR. United lose a 2-goal advantage at OT for the seocnd time since the Big Bang.
'YANKS FOR NOTHING' (tenuous) - Roy Hodgson gets his adjectives muddled as he claims Liverpool are unlucky to lose away at Everton. Liverpool were absolutely terrible, end of.
Can't think of anymore puns - contribute below if you fancy.
For the second game running, City get lucky as the officials contrive to rob Blackpool of a point. Mancini says he doesn't mind winning ugly, which is just as well on this season's evidence. Still, they keep winning, and are the closest/only challenge to Chelsea atm, so fair play.
Spurs probably get a little fortunate with Huddlestone's thunderbolt winner against fulham - encouraging win away at fortress Craven Cottage especially given the abundance of mediocre performances on show. VDV's chip for our equalizer was sublime.
Chelsea and Villa share the points in a decent enough game - Nigel reo coker should be banned from advancing beyond the half way line.
That Bolton striker lights up saturday's MOTD with an insane injury time performence consisting of a goal and 2 yellow cards - both bookings a bit sinister.
Arsene Wenger brings the lolz by trying to explain why Wilshere's red card tackle was totally different to every single foul ever comitted against his team. Wilshere is undoubtedly a great player, but i reckon he's got a few reds in him too...
Stevenage go to within a point of a playoff spot in football's fairytale story of the weekend following victory over burton.
RANGERS AND CELTIC WIN (old firm next week...)
The Seville goalie makes one of the greatest saves ever towards the end of their away defeat at Sporting hehon. ANyone else see it?
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