What's the worst place this has ever happened to you? You know the feeling - the feeling about 3 minutes prior to shitting your belly is going mental and then when you get there it's like a fucking torpedo down the pan like your insides are made from jelly.
where's the worst place you've had to deal with this?
for sheer inconvenience i'd say Ben Nevis. But for embarrassment it was my 4th year English exam. Reason? An invigilator had to stand outside the toilet as i expunged my bowls at the speed of sound.