How are you doing? What are you doing? Got anything to share that isn't worthy of a full thread?

I'm working, this is my penultimate week before i get made 'redundant'/sort-of-fired. Been a prett tough shift so far, sine I'm still in the process of growing accustomed to having one arm (fractured wrist) and i'm basically half a person on reception here- worse than half, cos its my right one. There are so many things that its very hard/impossible to do without a right arm. Even wiping my arse has become a herculean effort, and my left pit is gonna have to stay unwashed and smelly for the duration.

Anyway this has given me an idea for a subtopic- your breakages. How did they happen and how did they affect you?