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It might take me a while to get hard, I got laid this morning.
More super sunday jokes please
i'm sorry, i'm a bit lost.
but it does take any egg a while to get hard. 8-10 minutes or something.
you're just an idiot
the fact that the egg is freshly-laid has no bearing on the length of time the egg takes to get hard. therefore it's just a clumsy way of linking two vaguely smutty remarks (getting hard... just got laid).
it's not a good joke, chris - sorry.
on the length of time it takes the egg to get hard. It was merely a play on words.
Go fuck children. All of you
GO fuck children. All of you... I'm hard
It's just a sequence of two puns on concepts related to eggs.
The water relates to the hard thing, but the 'this morning' thing is superfluous. And the 'hard' and 'laid' concepts aren't related to each other in the circumstances where the egg would be talking to the water.
So it isn't really a joke as it stands.
You could maybe amend it and have something like
-What did the egg say to the hot and sexy water?
-You're making me hard.
which kinda makes sense as a joke, but it's pretty poor effort and barely even a smutty christmas cracker style quip.
Or how about
-What did the egg say to his LAD mates when they were talking about what they got up to at the weekend?
-I got laid.
But that's just another shit barely-joke.
- If an egg gets laid at 8:50am and travels at a speed of 30km/hr towards a pan of water which has been bubbling since 12:05pm, at what time will the they meet?
- You're making me hard.
but it would be vastly improved without the 'and sexy', which is unnecessary since 'hot' has the same connotations. plus, it then has the addition of another pun
so it would read as:
-what did the egg say to the hot water?
-you're making me hard
Fresh eggs do take longer to boil
That /almost/ makes the joke work (for the few who know that).
But it seems that chris didn't know that upon telling the joke that rested on that very fact.
Ths is all a bit odd.
we have EGG on our face, I still maintain the joke doesn't work
and it's safe to say I have a massive erection.
Now touch it.
You've turned into such a dirty bitch.
When the chicken laid the egg, which came first?
and I didn't really get it being about 8 but told it to my parents anyway.
Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: To see her crack.
Do you get it now?