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What was a time you wore some wrong clothes?
because you're not allowed in with baggy swimwear. he assured me they didnt go see-thru. he lied.
that reminds me of the time we went to that random swimming pool in auxerre and had to borrow some speedos from the pools collection.
Bastardo. Man, I look ILL in that picture, and not in the Weezy sense. More in the wheezy sense.
at footy this week someone was wearing just his boxer shorts.
to an intro to big school evening.
every other cunt worse normal clothes.
thanks, over-excited-don't-want-to-put-a-foot-wrong-so-let's-err-on-the-side-of-cautiuon-at-all-times parents.
*wore normal clothes
typical 5am wake up family day trip to france job several years ago, pitch black, sleepy eyes, bundle in the car off to the eurotunnel
arrive at sleepy french town, mother has been complaining her feet hurt as we walk around, we sit at a bench and she realises she has put two completely different shoes on...had to buy a pair from a shop to get through the day
The father of the bride had the actual wrong trousers sent over from Gants Hill to Eilat in Israel.
The trousers were adjustable, so he borrowed mine, which could expand to his size, so that he matched the father of the groom and I be the odd one out, which meant me borrowing his rather too large trousers.
because i'm alway in a rush.
used to always put my shoes on the wrong feet until an embarrassingly late age, and wear wellies when it was completely dry in summer.
my friend was once booked to play background piano at a wedding reception on a yacth/yatch/yot. he was told the theme was "miami", so natually went down to the second hand clothes store and bought himself and 3/4 length white jacket, white slacks and a auqamarine hawaiin shirt. on arrival:
"oh...you must be joe? riiiight...the pianos over there"
when they said "miami", they actually meant modern day "miami cool" (imagine like a Taio Cruz video or something). he was a bit embarrassed.
only to realise i was a week early. I just tried to play it off as me being cool and rebellious.
I only realised when i was two minutes away, and it was a choice between hoping no-one noticed or being an hour late.
i don't think i could know what i would choose until in such a situation.
"Are wearing the wrongs trouser Grombits!"
i went over to my friends' house for supper, and we got stupidly drunk, and i fell asleep on the sofa. i woke up at 5:20am and was meant to be in work for 6am, so i just went in what i'd been wearing the day before (and slept in). i told my boss i'd got locked out of my house and couldn't get any smart clothes :D