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Salad or Jazz.
might like incontinence.
so, rich tea biscuits: they're okay. but they're only okay. they're not a friend-winner (unless presented by a kindly type with a tea and a couple of rich teas in a crisis time).
So overall: people don't generally win friends with rich tea biscuits.
Now if I'm having a crisis and somebody produces jammie dodgers??! They have just lost a friend.
And stick some chocolate on top and you have yourself a BFF.
I have definitely won a friend as a result of Monopoly.
i need to get over my competitiveness issues before the little'un is old enough to play me at snap / pairs / swingball / whatever...
I imagine it's a bit how an ex crack addict would feel.
I used to get REAL MAD if someone bought Park Lane and/or Mayfair. Equally with the greens.
the one property that was stopping me getting all two/three properties of the same colour.
but i haven't played for years. it does genuinely make me into a bad person.
but i have played it "to the death" before, such as the time that actually won me the friend :)
Wholemeal pasta tastes better than regular pasta.
It's weird and gritty
Damn city living
But i'm almost definitely going to have to work all night instead. I miss him :(
Aloof disinterest > Loyal companionship
Cats are dickheads
Any more pet cliches?
Mice are pretty squeaky.
I refuse to acknowledge him as P Diddy.
There's a lawsuit and everything.
Was it TheWza whose Guinea Pig died and he wrote that lovely long thing about it that was so very sad? I remember crying at my desk. :'(
I'm far too emotional! I welled up when a crane fly popped his clogs the other day :/
Sorry for making you weepy.
But fear not. McLaren (to continue the Porridge characters theme) is the new kid on the block!
Godber really seems to have taken to him. There's been no teeth gnashing at all (that we know about). He used to get on ok with his dad Fletch but there were moments when they properly got on each others nerves. That doesn't seem to be happening between these two.
I need a pet.
they're always at it.
not sure why exactly, but things have gotten more musky since the new kid arrived. it was never like this when it was just Godber and his (alleged) dad.
He's so cute!
I love Guinea pigs. I'd love to have one.
Those pics were taken on the first w/e we had him (as a 4 week old). He's about 50% bigger now and coming out of his shell. Still quite baby-ish though in that when he comes out of the cage top play he's 100mph until he totally tires himself out and then kips for ages when you put him back in the cage.
If you stopped feeding them, they'd go somewhere else.
But on the other hand they are so affectionate and lovely. If a cat curls up on your lap and starts purring, its instantly calming. My cats are pleased to see me and I'm not the one who feeds them so how do you explain that? This morning my mum was sitting with one of the cats and when it heard my voice, it woke up and looked around for me!
It's rarely me that feeds our cats but they love me loads :)
Cats would give it 2 days at most? and then fuck off to their second home.
if not, dogs have it in abundance.
We're getting a small- medium sized, very gay, dog :D
Basically anything cowboy related
I wouldn't mind being friends with this guy
My Arabic came out as question marks. How disappointing.
GUESS A RUDE FIVE LETTER WORD NOW
i haven't a fucking clue what you're on about, love.
apparently it is also known as homos, I've never seen this before anywhere but I'd like to see it, especially in T.E.S.C.O.
it'll be 2 "o"s for me thanks.
(the navy try to get "with it")
on holiday. Asked the guy how he made it so nice and he said 'oh same as usual, but I crush it with my feet'. I'm going to say that he wasn't the most salubrious of guys. I still ate it all though.
e.g. "You Don't Win Friends With TheWza"
*wonders if he was chosen at random, or if there was some significance*
when i threw a hotel in his eye.
(no, nothing personal, just you were the last poster when i entered this thread! i can't do nasty very well)