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and if the mega prize for the winning team is going to be one round of laser quest, followed by a nandos.
Better a massage or that laughter class thing they got one time.
All the series blend into one for me to be honest.
one of the candidates was arrested last week so should be an interesting series!
I love this show.
According to Sky News he was arrested and bailed on August 4th, "eight months after filming had concluded"!! How do they stop these guys from spilling the beans about who won?!
you'd think one of them would have a partner with a big gob and the desire to make a few grand from telling The Sun.
They're selected because they're supposed to be at least a bit intelligent, and to certainly have business-sense.
Millions of angry readers who'd been given a massive spoiler, and the BBC and Lord Sugar giving it the cold shoulder for as long as they liked. I'm sure you could find out who's won already (I think the two finalists both do six months within Amstrad on top of everything in the series anyway), but I doubt you'd find a legitiamte news outlet touching it.
Why don't they do it live. Well, not the tasks and stuff, but the boardroom bit. Makes more sense.
They must shoot the blabber mouths, there's no way everyone keeps quiet for that long. I had a friend who's cousin or someone came second one year and he told everyone. Clearly they weren't interested.
after the last task but before the 'you're hired' bit is filmed. That's how he really decides who wins. So it's only been two months, and maybe the other contestants don't know?
(I heard that a while ago and wasn't sure if it was true, but I read an interview with Ruth Badger and the blonde from last series today and they said the same.
Didn't see h_y_g had already said this. Anyway, he's right.
im also really excited about the apprentice: your fired! which is now presented by dara o'brien. hopefully he will rip the shit into the people who get fired. the first one is always the best as the first person to go is always a complete mong!!
felt the majority got a little repetitive over the last few series. The initial shows were much more business-orientated, but it's diminished into reality farce with egotists shouting at each other. Here to be hopefully be proven wrong.
45 seconds in and this series is already a classic.
it's one of those programmes with 15 minutes of content and 45 mins of previews and recaps isn't it?
5 minutes of intro, recaps.
25 minutes of hilarious ineptitude and ego jousting.
30 minutes of Sir Alan being a bastard rascal while the candidates act like idiot children.
they're all bellends
when does alan sugar take the piss out of them?
That best bangers guy is ridiculous :)
FUSION is a bit cliche :D
so he's my favourite at the moment.
these people are worse than satan
They will be RANK.
Nick's disdainful looks and concise assessments.
I suspect I am about to be put off.
WHO IS DOING THE MINCING!? WHO THE FUCK IS IT?
he's my favourite
I'll eat my hat.
look like utter shit
as no one is going to taste them before buying anyway
I think I would've just fucking hit him.
"55, meet me halfway"
"Deal. SMACKED IT!"
any tramp that would be satisfied with less than 45% meat content in his sausage.
one nail in his coffin.
It's close between him and Stuart Baggs, but Dan is quite possibly the biggest cunt ever.
He might get pushed by Dan.
Such a dick.
SPOT ON. BYE DAN.
it's a shame all 3 can't go at the same time
Looks a bit like Drake and hates Stuart.
TWENTY FUCKING ONE!!!
"Most succesful in the world".
He was slurping Alan's sausage.
Stuart Baggs: Stuart is a 21-year-old telecoms entrepreneur from the Isle of Man. He is The Apprentice’s youngest ever candidate, and at 18 launched his own telecommunications company. Stuart describes himself as having 'no sense of political correctness', and says 'I’m Stuart Baggs the Brand – I’ve got a certain type of charisma.' Yes, he actually said 'the brand' – you didn’t imagine it
at that point he was saying how Sugar was allowed to criticise him, because Sugar was so successful.
stuart is getting a bit catty
this sounds like the greatest episode in ages and i am missing it.
what a shit programme
Dan would have been great value. Reminded me of Finchy.
but he let you go, right?
by the looks of it.
Must be quite hard thinking up new ones after 6 series.
the surgeon will win
Stuart better go next week.
He's one of the few men who's a bigger tit than most of the contestants.
cut together with shots of bemused faces, which probably aren't the real reactions.
Blonde one was annoying.
Eight years ago maybe.
she was normally right and brought focus to the team.
plus she looks like my housemate.
she said "UN-PRO-FESS-ION-AL" when arguing with her team leader in front of a potential customer. And shirked being team leader then got mouthy.
she looks about fucking 50. stella > laura
They've changed that. It previously said that he actually claimed to have invented the bendy bus.
Which reminds me, I invented pasta.
Which reminds me, I'm an unemployed lumberjack.
Amazing. Please don't fire that chump, he's too amusing.
much like last years fully rubbish Ben 'I went to Sandhurst' candidate.
He was fucking gold. "I'm going to make their arses twitch like rabbits' noses."
"I've had an offer from Sandhurst" blah blah blah, until someone asks him: "So, did you go?"
she's lowering the tone dara!
half the women. Even the lesbian one.
I can't not watch it.
Alex = fatter version of that one off of Press Gang.
Stuart is a bit Ben from last year. Want to hate him, but he's alright y'know? Complete knob, but hilarious, hope he stays. (Can see myself making a heelturn on him after week 3 when he's becomes unbearable).
The girls got on well I thought, deserved the win and good team leader. Blonde one with the glasses is a pain though.
is so fit.
Predictable city boy wankers :D
Making reading a book easier with some fiddly hard to assemble nonsense. Cracking.
Why the fuck is she agreeing to this?
It's like a Dad reading a Mr Men book to a 3 year old child. Really badly.
Do people really pitch like absolute wankers? Is that how it works?
Utterly spectacularly bad product :D
the constant panning to his looks of desperation grind my cocking gears.
but now he just looks like a gurning chump
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER, CUNTHOLEFACE.
Your turn down exclusivity at your peril, bitches!
Think she's probably screwed now, but she should take the loud one and the bonde one with glasses into the boardroom if she's gonna have any chance...
they're just all so unlikeable and horrid to watch
Not sure if I can be arsed anyway
I know she's young but she appears to have not even any potential for people management skills.
'get rid of the boring ones so the gobby ones who fill an hour of telly a week stay' decision
Bit funny how the one fired wasn't even initially picked to be taken back into the boardroom, innit.
they fired the biggest gobshite in the first week. And suralan doesn't decide who's in the firing line.
thought Laura was long gone then
Joanna should have been fired, and then had her vocal chords burnt out.
However badly Joanna came across at least she had an idea and whatever mistakes Laura made, at least she tried.
Joy seemed to quietly moan from the sidelines, never raise any of her concerns properly and then go "oh, I knew it was a terrible idea". People like that are a fucking nightmare to work with.
his golf :DDD
They're all, without exemption, egocentric, pigshit-thick borderline sociopaths. And yet they're all fairly successful. Fucking cunts.
Just remember that, we are all better human beings than them
They all make me fucking sick. Do they realise, when they're lying outright, that there's video evidence of them doing the opposite of what they've claimed? Or is it that their egos are so out of tune that they've convinced themselves of their version of events?
And when they're all asked why they shouldn't be fired, not one ever gives reasons which relate to their performance in the task. Without fail they blurt out "I've proven to you that I've got some bullshit abstract quality, but I'm not gonna to say how". HOW DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS?!!
She had nothing.
i stopped watching at the boardroom when i realised that i really couldn't give a shit what happens.
Good pep talk to the girls. They were so ridiculous and made women look like idiots who can only scream over each other and not sort anything out!
Why on earth would you talk a book holder to the beach with you? I have a book holder, its called my hands.