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no workings. no facts. thats just what i'm saying.
p.s. if this was a question on QI i thouroughly disagree with whatever the answer is.
I hate this nonsense.
None of me is water except a few drops in my tear ducts and some wee.
i just think this is the number
Source: your mum
but doesn't it vary and average out at about 2/3?
You are NO HELP.
one them was a joke answer, let everyone guess which one.
this raises a question: what percentage of my body was water before i went for a piss and what is it now?
so now we're saying that are inside arent part of you? what about when you bleed?
in fact anyone whose knowledge of the human anatomy has informed him or her of the term "wangchops"
think about that facto-brains.
How much water was in your nose?
there u go :)
Don't be a bell. Cheers.
Sorry – I meant to acknowledge that earlier, but I was too busy laughing at the image of Lucien drinking a pint through a straw while sticking his thumbs through his belt. And wearing a pair of cowboy boots.
Let's face it, if I hadn't started this thread we would all have missed out on that.
The other 1% is descended from Coca-Cola.
I am now 0.03% diet Pepsi.
Does this help?
I've got a really, really fucking bag headache.
BAG IT UP.
I liked it a lot
My head still hurts, FYI.
does that refer to shopping bag or significant other?
so lets not do that
it'd be bag timing
you mistakenly typed "bag"
I have had a lot of water today. And yet I have not needed urinate once.
Currently about 90% sugar & 10% coffee
and then, ermm, no actually that's it. Imagine a normal cup of coffee.
I heard it/read it somewhere
Although that may be the percentage of the earth's surface that's water. But I think that's 85%.
Source for that? I read it somewhere.
You and me are just SO similar.
You did straighten your hair today, right?
I totally did. Didn't burn my hands today either.
If people hadn't seen us in the same room together, I reckon they'd probably assume we were the same person with two aliases.
You sooooo have to move in together and have bunk beds and matching outfits!
in the hope that he will start calling me Chocolate Bear.
is one of them has VERY STRAIGHT HAIR.
you could be talking about either of us. Or both of us! Or neither of us....but mostly, probably either of us.
I’d say that very sternly with my thumbs looped under my belt and then sup my pint.
Given I don’t give a shit about the accuracy or consequences of my answers on here though: 80%
Life and soul of the party, our Lucien. Life and soul.
with your thumbs under a belt I'M ALL EARS
newborn infant as high as ~75%
according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_water
wimmins can haz higher % body fat, at a guess.
Do top athletes (particularly sprinters/high jumpers) get forced to take a dump immediately before a race to...er, lighten up?
How much water does brokenchairs contain? 80%
Are you drinking that pint through a straw, homo? Of course I am
It's supposed to be Friday
Athletes do take race time into consideration when structuring diets and the like. It’s a bit like that old tipster’s trick when betting on horse races that are handicapped: wait around the paddock area and if a horse does a massive dump after the weights have been added, plump for him.
You can pretty much stick a fiver on me to score a hat-trick if I've had a massive shit just before the game.
Especially if I shit in the opposing penalty area.
fine work indeed.
I was talking to someone at the time.
is the grown-ups version of changing into your pumps to run faster. I reckon Usain Bolt is just a normal guys who wears pumps AND poos before a race. Double fast!
once she stops pooing in the street.
I think I read that in the Osbourne book of the Human Body back in about 1984 so if I'm wrong I'm going to claim science has got better since then.
97% is absolute poppycock. Look at a skeleton - does that represent 3% of your body? A skeleton floating in a swimming pool maybe
Is one of Andrew Lloyd-Webbers more obscure efforts.
good one me.
Turns out I didn't need to know anyway. But thanks for all your help.
So far as I'm concerned, this soup is done.
I mean it really escalated
I knew this would be more entertaining than just researching it for myself, but I never dreamed that I’d hit 100 replies. Good work, everyone.
not great at all.
This thread is the equivalent of being dropped on 2, then surviving half a dozen solid LBW appeals. It seems wrong to be actively proud of it.
Bon soir, au revoir, happy Friday one and all.
...according to my favourite novel it is, anyway