This is a story about what i did tonight. It is of course an interactive thread, so you're welcome to post similar antics of yours that you did that can be categorised as 'heroic antics'
So i was happily going round in my politics social bar crawl talking to this very pretty blonde that i met in one of my lectures and we sort of hit it off as friends in that hour or so. unfortunately they all went to this shitty club at like 10 which i didn't have the cheap ticket for, so i had to pay like £5 (5!) to get in, so i was like "fuck that i'm going to fuck_this_band's indie night at the west end pub. It#s a little too early and i'm not drunk enough but whatever i'm going to do it cos the alternative is doing nothing"
Anyway, whilst walking there i was accosted (good word) by this very drunk girl wearing (iff i'm honest) not too much, saying she didn't know where she was, and she felt very ill, and what way was the way home. After a lot of questioning i got it out of her that she lived near where i live. I looked at her and decided that she looked way to drunk to have a chance of getting back by her own. So i walked her there. She propositioned me a lot on the walk there, she kept on saying "will you sleep in my room tonight?" and she seemed quite put out, like really low confidence (which was odd as she was very good looking) so i said yeah with obviously no intention of doing so. She kept on saying that she wasnt a slag, and that she didn't want to sex with me just me sleep in her room, but then she said that she had a lecture the morning and 'we only had about an hour' so i dunno probably shagging.
Anyway it took us like 2 hours to get there cos she kept insisting that the accomodation was in places that it definitely wasnt and i didn't have the heart to tell her she was wrong. Anyway we finally got there and after about 20 minutes of looking for her keys we got into her flat (and she made me come in and i didn't have the heart to say no). So we got in and she managed to get to her room and she forced me in. I knocked on the doors of her flatmates and they came out and i mouthed help me a lot but they didnt the knobs. So basically we got into her room and sh made me lie down on her bed, but then she felt sick so went into her bathroom to be sick and was sick, but the toilet didn't flush properly so theres still a lot of sick in her toilet.
Then after a lot of faffing i got her into her pajamas (i hid in the bathroom) and into her bed. She made me lie with her and then when she was asleep i waited for like another 10 mins to make sure, slid out quietly and informed her flatmates that they should look after her if she woke up, realised i'd forgotten my shoes so slipped back in again and deftly got them, managed to get out, then reported to reception that her toilet was broken and needed fixing, then went home and posted a thread about it on DiS and wrote a needless pm to F_t_b saying sorry for not coming to his night and thats it really.