LOOK OUT BELOW!!!! THE DINOSAURS ARE COMING BACK FROM THEIR WATERY PRISON!!!...is a headline so many dinosaur-enthusiasts (dinoENTS)want to see/hear happening in the near future, i for one say WHY dream WHEN you can LIVE...all we would need to do is fire a nuclear missile under the vast reaches of the indian ocean to dislodge the boulder stopping our past ancestors from making their LONG (so long) awaited return to our welcoming bosom.....A boy can dream....Sigh!...ah well here we go with a sombre dino thread....SIGH!
- NEWS FLASH, a new range of dinosaurs have been found in outer mongolia, they are said to be meat eaters (chance would be a fine thing) and may or may not have existed as a family unit, as for names? Well lets just say Mongosaurus would be my first (1st) pick, BELIEVE!
- Jurassic Park (aka Gigantic Farce) dolls and hand-scarves will be involved in a mass burning in Ethiopia this evening, due to the 3d release of the "film" being announced, i tell you what if we tried to do such a thing here, we would be sent down for buggery, well done Ethiopia, well done
- Just a quick news bite (LOL sorry injoke), if you look out your window (skylight) tonight at 11.26PM (exactly) you will see the star Goolquanine, a little tribute to our dinosaur ancestors from GOD
- WHO invented time units (watches/clocks) a modern human?, NO "PAL" IT WAS A DINOSAUR!!! (sorry to raise my voice) He discovered it when he noticed that day became night became day became night (and so on) then after 45 years developed a system for capturing time using several sticks and the moss which we so scoff at now, TICK TOCK TICK TOCK, ring any bells? of course it does, its a dinosaurs footprint, now you know where the sound comes from!!! Modern humans, Pah!
- Arise Queen Elizabeth and Sir Ivan Bonut, or should i say the first queen and king of our world, they ruled for 45 years until the great panic when all dinosaurs were declared equal, a little bit of that now would go a long way...a boy can dream.
- Take your shoes off (CHECK) Take your socks off (optional, CHECK) look at your toes (CHECK) Guess what? Thats right...dinosaurs had the same feet as you, IMAGINE!
How many Dinosaurs can you fit in a mini?
None, (dinosaurs didnt make it to car stage, shame, i bet they could do a lot better than some of our ROAD RAGERS)
Good luck and enjoy Goolquanine, i know i will...Sigh!