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Know any of them? Fancy any of them?
"fancy any of them?"
I don't know how to work the internet
I don't fancy him!
"would love to head a pharmaceutical company that finds a cure for worldwide illnesses". You a fan of worldwide illness or something? well ARE YA?
Like how in this position he would be making fuck loads of money but also, like, totaly saving the world and shit.
Always makes for the most entertaining stuff
Looks like he's about to throw a tantrum .
Just there for Sir Alan's pleasure isnt he?
not as nice as....ah I can't remember his name.
topless pics if you want
but i had hoped this program had gone away.
such is the life of a successful tv program
although, i suppose i had meant in a kind of mafia way
How can you not like this? Its a load of idiots thinking they're really clever but they aren't, they're just dumb.
It's the best.
it's just like spending time with people i'd rather not spend time with. And that's sprinkled with polite understatement.
We just want to point and laugh at them from a safe distance so they don't punch us.
My favourite is Sandeesh Samra, but it's difficult to tell as I can't be 100% sure that they're all actually human.
They look like an episode of Top Gear
Sugar better not piss off the ex-sniper
How can you be both unemployed and a head of communications?
'I was a sniper in the Royal Marines and I take that killer instinct across into business.'
doesnt have the same ring to it :(
So much beter.
so gutted i am missing this.
Joy is a 31-year-old marketing director from Birmingham. Her wisdom includes 'Be careful who you tread on as you go up as it’s likely you’ll need them on the way down.'
i'm pretty sure that's not the proverb
Because you know that someone else in the salon is likely to have done it. And you don't want them anywhere near yours.
I don't think I've ever had a choice of hairdressers.
Just weird old John with his wandering testicles.
could be a new thread in this. Probably not though.
"She is Peruvian and has worked all over the world before coming to the UK to fulfil her childhood dream of getting a job in Brentwood."
It's not anymore. Good one, Gruaniad.
I thought it was. You know when they film them getting in the cab outside the building? I thought that was in brentwood. Thats why siralun doesn't have any windows in any of the shots in the boardroom/reception area.
The walking to the cab shot are all filmed at the start of the series in one go (they're sometimes wearing different clothes).
I think Sugar lives in Chigwell, he's sometimes around Ongar and does pilots lessons out of Stapleford. But I think Amstrad just has some office in London now.
I feel like you've just told me the tooth fairy isn't real.
What about the Cafe? Where is the Cafe? :( Please tell me the Cafe is real.
But I think it must have changed since it started.
The best thing was the end of the first season of the US Apprentice. They're in the boardroom, Trump announces the winner then POW! The walls fall away and it turns out the whole boardroom was in a giant shiny floor studio with an audience and cameras and shit. BLEW MY MIND.
Much like at the final ever episode of the hills where they are doing their last shot and someone goes "THATS A WRAP" and then they zoom out and they are not in the street where they were in the show, they were on a set in a studio and it was all fake all along. Tears. Actual tears.
Brentwood? Have I missed something?
their faces say "i had a loveless childhood"
BBC 1 used to show the American one really late on Monday night, and it's honestly, just as good, if not better than the British one. No-one watched it though due to stupid scheduling by the BBC.
The theme song which pretty much goes "MON£Y! MON£Y! MON£Y!"
Donald Trump's hair/thing
The rewards: "You're all going to a private concert...by Billy Joel!"
was in my year at boys grammar school, facebook is going mental!
He is a proper rugger bugger, was an ok guy, lived near me in Kingswood and we got the same train to and from school. Being a boys school he was refered to as Master Bates by even the teachers. It's going to be an interesting Apprentice this year!
How do I know this? Because one of them just tried to sell me some for a knockdown pound outside Euston. Unfortunately I had just had my sandwiches and so was a saturated market.
I think they filmed this one a while ago and then it had to be rescheduled because of the election.
Shurely they have to film it in real time, else it's not going to be too tricky for the News of the World to find out who is and isn't working for Surralan.
"Unlike most reality television programmes, the whole of The Apprentice is pre-recorded; typically the series is shot during the autumn for transmission the following year."
Source: wikipedia no less
I miss Margaret.
Seems I missed the boat on that career path...