Well, my house up until about 3 months ago.
There's a horrible sex scene in my bed and a dead body in my hallway. And the main woman in the programme is pretttty hottt.
The crew were sort of twats a lot of the time though and I sort of hope it flops. I'm sure it will too. Who actually watches ITV crime dramas these days, apart from paralysed / lazy people who can't be bothered turning over after Corrie?