That person is not me, BUT, I very rarely do go to the loo, other than to yoga breath, apply makeup, brush teeth, simper, or basically do things other than pee or poo. Most days, I manage all day without even pee-ing. I thought this was perfectly normal, but some basic enquiry ahs led me to suspect that I am, in fact, a sponge.
Do you actually use your work loo? And yes, I know we are really plumbing the depths (harharhar) of tenuous humour here.