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especially as Mel turns into a psychotic version of James Garner as he gets older! I can already see scenes of him effortlessly smashing women in the face with frying pans and only pausing to take a swig of scotch and a drag of his ciggie - actually that's terrible, this whole idea's terrible. Posh spice will want a speaking part sooner than later...
Get that fat abusive tossbag away from one of my favourite shows.