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and you know it.
I have the ass, meths. Why not celebrate it?
If they're hot enough to be 'crumpet' then the argument stands.
no VPL on your tight jeans with the thong
it's a light with the silhouette of a penis that lights up the sky
I wear Bridget Jones knickers that go from under your boobs down to your knees in a fetching floral pattern.
I hate to think of you drinking WKD and shouting at slags in Flares. Cos thats what thong lovers do.
Never EVER use this line :D
Search for ass until you find what you're looking for.
that's not a bad idea.
Sexy thread by the way. REAL sexy.
or it could get DIRTY
even with the thread title
is that what men do?
there is no-one in this thread who knows less about being a man than he does right?
I was just on the internet looking it up. That's how we learn things isn't it?
meowington can you bear with me - there's quite a lot to get through.
Everything you need to know about being a man right there: man holding naked baby, Einstein & Mao, man with his penis cut off - it's all there.
Such a smooth man!
Just one so shrivelled and pathetic that it isn't detectable to the naked eye at collage size.
I *feel* like I should say some lie about how my genitals can be seen from space, but is it maybe more manly to just say nothing and leave the implication that there's something truly heroic down there?
only this time don't draw reference to your genitals.
You're the second-to-last guy in this thread I'd be asking for tips on talking about my genitals
are we talking about small penises?
ok guys, i presume David has provided you with all the internet links on the subject?
and get a bloody move on they'll be shutting at 5.
That nagging was world class. You're one of the first people in this thread I'd come to for advice on how to let my emotions colour important decisions
g'man is angelic looking :D
you look especially great in THIS DRESS :D
but why did they shave him for this picture?
And the tan lines? He quite clearly wears short shorts on a hot summers day.
I won't comment on your penis.
I forgot about this guy. He definitely knows less
Well who is the manliest man on DiS?
(I'm never going to get around to compiling this chart of man-ness so I wouldn't worry)
on mine you've moved up a couple of places.
Just a touch too small
frenchies > everything
But sometimes netball hot shorts are better (e.g. if wearing very short floaty skirt).
Brain no work, blood rush to pant region.
is this one of those made up items of clothing by clothes manufacturers.
I'm guessing a hybrid of hot pants and netball shorts. I'm not sure why.
was displayed the picture of a pert bottom clad in those girly jockey short type short shorts. DROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS
boyshorts I believe they may be called.
(this directed at the girls really)
They were hot-shorts, were they not?
quite comfy and lead to no VPL (dependant on how tight the trousers are)
Do nothing for frustration.
theres a big (small) penis conversation going on up there somewhere.
But may be wrong, Chintzy may just be needing new pants.
BUY NEW PANTS CHINTZY!! BUY THEM TONIGHT! OR AT THE WEEKEND. OR AT THE NEXT CONVENIENT MOMENT. WHENEVER... THEY'RE YOUR PANTS.
I'm not actually that fussed.
I'm going home.
Not his MA either
I, ermmm, sort out Bamos' 'panties'.
I prefer French knickers but both are pretty ugh.
why did she wear that