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Disease
3rd Degree Sideburns
Cause
Wistful longing for the 1970's
Symptoms
Big hair, flares, platforms and glitter make-up
Cure
The Psychiatry staff must, using up-to-date techniques, convince the patient that these hairy accoutrements are rubbish