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is one of the best things about having a willy
I still wouldn't trade it in though.
You must be quite careless to do this even occasionally.
Do you think Dirty Harry got his Magnum caught when he was putting it away? No, 'cause he knew how to use it.
By 'occasional', I actually meant 'frequent'. My penis looks like a strip of raw bacon hanging from my crotch after all the punishment it's taken.
Not saying this happened to me this evening or anything.
getting a boner on a bus - it's ALWAYS on a bus, but no guys I've spoken to have experienced/heard of this.
take your pick
everyone gets a boner on a bus and women just wish they could.
I have never heard anyone call it that before.
i just made it up
no one's ever asked me that before. We don't have a good name for it - men have boners/wood/stiffies/hard ons etc, we have......nothing!
Always have to use my bag to hide it when I stand up to get off.
Thought i'd share that with you.
warm (well in the summer), damp tunnels.
big grin, keep the flag flying, and stride purposefully off.
But SOCIETY has all those RULES. Gah.
I quite like putting an erection back into your jeans. It looks like the cover of Sticky Fingers.
see also: urinal cakes and floating bits of tissue
you can dissolve them away by peeing on them, thus speeding the process and doing your bit for society.
"It's just so minty!"
Sometimes though, you'll be happily progressing around the bowl, sliding those brown mothers off one by one, when you come upon an unshakeable ridge. You'll frown at it and take a deep breath to empower your gush, but the pee will just slip up and over it like a greasy skate ramp. You may even get a little splashback
Then you feel your flow decreasing and you begin to whimper and flap your member, halting and restarting the flow in an attempt to machinegun the crust off the wall. As the last drips begin to trickle, you feel distinctly anguished, and, after re-sheathing your dong, you look around and surrupticiously bend down, lick your thumb, and push the poo gently into the water.
Horrific, but still :'D
it feels dirty