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My theory is that it is to stop spiders from getting to your willy and climbing down your japs eye.
"Among the upper class in 19th century Victorian Britain, pubic hair from one's lover was frequently collected as a souvenir. The curls were, for instance, worn like cockades in men's hats as potency talismans, or exchanged among lovers as tokens of affection. The museum of St. Andrews University in Scotland has in its collection a snuff box full of pubic hair of one of King George IV's mistresses, possibly Elizabeth Conyngham, which the notoriously licentious monarch donated to the Fife sex club, The Beggar's Benison."
"Ooh? Wikipedia has an entry for pubic hair?" and then went off and looked at it.
but far from the most likely explanation
so, to be fair, i don't think that's it.
i'll separate your wheat from your chaff.
Or do they help fight off spiders ?
They can squeeze into all manner of nooks and crannies. Probably.
extortionate black thread can GTFO
Not that hair but the hair down there!
Would like to... brush my naughty hair?
Yes you would.
Yes you know you fucking would.