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and midway through she goes "ba da ba ba baaaa I'm lovin' it" and then comes.
totally threw me off my game
and she didn't want your unhygenic willy anywhere near her, so she probably did it on purpose.
Not at 15:25 on a tuesday.
absolutely brilliant......i wish a girl did that to me, would be so fucking funny
fanny fanny fanny!
I want fanny!
some dude keeps looking at my computer screen in the library, now he's reading this as I'm typing.....ahhh
Officer Big Mac - He was featured in several of the campaign's commercials throughout the early '70s and early '80s. In addition to McDonald's signature sandwich, Big Mac was the name of a character in McDonaldland. He was similar to Mayor McCheese in that he had a large Big Mac for a head, except he was the chief of police and as such he wore a cuntstable uniform with a disproportionately small custodian helmet resting atop his head bun. As the main source of law and order in McDonaldland, Officer Big Mac spent most of his time chasing the Hamburglar and Captain Crook. The character was dropped during the streamlining of the characters in the mid-1980s
wait, that's what it ACTUALLY SAYS.
if she was thinking about McDonalds.
'oh my god, he's going down on my BEEF curtains and is going to sample my SPECIAL SAUCE'
You shit head dick cunt
Nothing puts Leo off his stride.
Not for the verisimilitude.
i am a sceptic
it did it 'for the lulz'