She said: "I saw him cycling ahead of me on his bike, and he was wearing a beanie hat, T-shirt and jeans. He rode round a corner, and came back a minute later wearing no clothes but his hat."
He said: "When I saw the girl I panicked. I didn't want to cycle past her really fast and freak her out. I tried to act as if I had my clothes on to try and make the situation seem normal."
Judge said: "It is clear that there was a sexual element to this offence."
What grabbed my attention was the bit where it says "She added: 'I was quite shocked. I had never seen anybody naked before.'"
Never seen anybody naked before? At the age of 11?
"Hmmm"s and "D'oh"s all round.