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Or find me some work to do. THREE MORE FUCKING HOURS OF THIS. jfc
you're on holiday yet still on this bloody website
whilst summoning the energy to find my keys and go out :'(
Tonight may involve me drinking.
and it wasn't a picture of michael stich
clearly in my Friday tiredness state and the fact that I have had the biggest laughing fit ever, I may be a bit slow.
I was in a pub last year and some bloke from Vedett arrived, marketing their Vedett Blond. They took my picture and printed it on a label which they put onto a bottle of it. I forgot to drink it after putting it in the fridge and it went off.
I'm hoping this one is as good. I want my face on the side of the cement mixer. I hope I win it.
One man, one cement mixer, one slowly rotating face: no driving licence.
Why are they giving away a cement mixer?
Cannot come soon enough. I've been playing a game called 'You Have No Legs' about a guy trapped in a cave for the last hour, this is what it's come to.
What is wrong with me???
I'm off. x
I've been out of uni since May 12th so minus quite a long time.
I forgot my glasses and my head is ringing
har har har har har