Why do all phone salesmen sound the same? Or maybe I'm unlucky and seem to only speak to ones who regard Danny Dyer as a role model..
"Yeah.. I've got one myself- though it's now packing an 8GIG SD Card!"
"It's got this speech to text thing, so I can tell my missus to have my dinner on the table.."
You have no missus. You live with your mum, who makes you chicken nuggets and waffles, and records Grange Hill for you to watch when you get in.
I also imagine they mostly use lynx deodorant and like hair gel.