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and ill show you a liar
I was up a ladder at the time and a load of middle aged women walked past holding their noses.
but still huffworthy i imagine. congratulations.
i did one in the car yesterday and my girlfriend had to stop and get out
Once had the referee move a scrum 10 yards to the side because someone in the scrum did a lingering, eye-watering fart that refused to dissipate.
There's a record shop in Boston (across the road from some department shop - shit memory) which has a lift to get between the 4 floors. Did an absolutely awful fart in said lift, then went off to browse some CDs. Saw an employee with a tissue held over his face walk towards said lift with a can of air freshener at arms length. This raised a chuckle.
When we went back to the lift 5 minutes later, it had an Out of Order sign on it. Might have been coincidence, might not, but the prospect of shutting down a lift with a bad fart was possibly the proudest moment of my adult life.
'someone who claims not to bask in their own farts is a liar'
'someone who doesnt bask in their own farts is a liar'
Farts: truth serum for the masses?
You know it's bad when you gross out a three-year-old.
We stayed up all night. I ranked out the ground floor of the house after eating a huge bag of chocolate raisins. Seriously epic performance. It still smelled like death the next afternoon.
Once he came round my house and farted in the hallway. My brother came through the door about 2 minutes later and said "I think the cats done a shit in here" and spent about 20 minutes looking around for the poo. I had to them fess up that it was MY fart to save my boyfriends embarrassment. His farts do actually smell of shit.
especially mr yellow at the top.
i want one