Lived with this cunt for a week
So far I've noticed that he:
Unplugs nightlights to charge things non-stop and leaves me to buy dual sockets
Doesn't close the shower curtain
Puts his loofah right near where a bunch of water falls
Doesn't use the after shower spray
Gets piss all over the rim of the toilet bowl
Doesn't clean up hairs that have been trimmed and fallen onto and around the sink
Puts toothbrush right on the counter with the bristles touching it even
Puts all sorts of crap all over the bathroom counter when there's two shelves for us just to right
Leaves the bathroom only to close the door with the lights left on so IDK if it's being used
Freely uses my bottled water ice cubes
Puts liquor in the icebox, taking up room, instead of keeping it in the fridge and using my ice
Leaves (tacky, plastic) dishes in the sink
Uses my fork then sets it right on the countertop w/ some sort of food still on there
Doesn't rinse before dumping bottles, cans, and yogurt cups in the recycle
Doesn't contribute to the household via picking up TP, cleaning, etc
Has this annoying loose girl over all the fucking time
Does that annoying thing that people do shuffling popular songs you've heard a billion times
Leaves the DVD menu music playing while I'm trying to watch key, quiet scenes in films
Has mates come over to party all weekend instead of going out
I don't know what to do. Propose meetings, have a row, or to go out more. Don't have the dosh to live alone, either.
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I can't get past nightlights
Do you have small children or are you frightened of the dark?
Nah
When I get up to have a pee in the middle of the night I don't like all the turning on the bright lights like
Maybe you need brighter nightlights then so he doesn't pee on the toilet rim
Maybe he needs to MAN THE FUCK UP.
listen to me now, turn on the bright lights
bottled water ice cubes?
We're yankee aresholes living and working in Naples ATM
You can't drink the water here. You have to put bottled water in the coffee maker, too.
Why can't you drink it?
It is safe.
Not Southern Italy
States, UK, maybe. Not here.
Classic yank abroad behaviour.
Just drink it. You're in Italy not Burkina bloody Faso
as far as i'm aware
its not really. Its the same in spain. it tastes of shit and i think its bad for you.
Take a shit in one of his shoes
That'll teach him.
you sound like a fucking nightmare to live with.
One minute he moans that his housemate is using his bottled water ice cubes
the next minute he's moaning that his housemate is NOT using his ice cubes.
You just can't win with some people.
He's got his own ice now
But the idiot bought ice trays that look just like mine so I have trouble figuring out which belongs to who. He surely uses tap water on his and never washes them.
but it's just....ice!
does it matter that much? name label them and become a truly sad bastard. in fact, name label EVERYTHING.
Hide behind your freezer
Then the next time that fucker goes for your cubes, pounce on him with an almighty bitchslap - perhaps embelished by a McBain style "ICE TO SEE YOU".
Or, y'know, just quit worrying about this shit.
:D
First time you've lived with a man, yeah?
Enjoy your transgression into a 'fishwife'.
Ah, I feel so good now.
MirriCarp
*pouts*
I can't deny that accusation
*trouts
All about the timing.
Who uses nightlights?
well aren't you the life and soul.
nightlights! shower spray!
one fork!
I stopped reading at "bristles".
i feel a lot more sorry for him than i do for you.
leaving the bathroom lights on is slightly annoying, as is not contributing to household stuff but JESUS CHRIST LADY, get a grip.
you sound awful.
^thinly disguised I'm living with Laura Marling thread
I imagine you made this thread thinking that we would all agree with you.
think that's funnier than the fact that you bought a plug adapter so you would not be without a nightlight.
^this
some of the stuff is understandable but most of the list...I mean c'mon.
Who keeps their alcohol cold?
lol gay
tastes better
I do this with vodka, only trouble is I always seemed to get sloshed about ten times faster.
So, I guess whiskey freezes and only vodka doesn't or something
I didn't know this. Nor did he but I don't drink much liquor not to mention chill the shit. I just had to get it out of the freezer it was minutes away from exploding.
And that one fork was part of a set with a cool mounting thing not that tray that goes in the drawers. Now I'm left with one less fork and my hand on my dick.
You mean you've now rendered the fork unusable?
Wow.
you can put any kind of liquor in the freezer dum-dum
and it won't explode
only fizzy pop will explode won't it?
pretty much, yeah
that's happened to me once :(
me too
got QUITE shock when I opened the bottle.
Quite a lot of that stuff sounds really annoying tbf...
One thing though- do you share a toothbrush?
Nah
Mine is in a dresser drawer in my room with some stuff for the bathroom or to get ready in the morning as to not take up so much space in the bathroom (fuck off, it's a small bathroom) with, yes, a toothbrush cover on it. Both get replaced every couple few months.
Once I accidentally used a roomates toothbrush that was next to mine. Wasn't cool.
Who cares?
It's only a toothbrush.
a toothbrush cover?!
sorry but ahahahahahahahahaha i am actually laughing very hard right now
To be fair
you sound like the cunt to live with after reading that list
Why do you care what he does with his own toothbrush?
I think it stops the mould growing.
OOH HIS PLASTIC PLATES ARE SOOO TACKY
suck it up you whiny little bitch
do you think we've scared him off with our sympathetic reactions?
UNsympathetic*
This is not my week.
Always helpful
Nah, Theo was correct
You're not actually cleaning anything with it. You finish showering and spray around and like he said stops the mould from growing. Spray-and-walk-away spray.
Actually there's tile cleaner spray in the shower, too
But hell, I hardly even use the stuff
this new housemate is one unlucky guy
But I know a few people have already said as much. If it's any consolation, were he ever to read this thread he'd probably be frightened into compliance.
"Hi DiS, I've lived with it for nearly a week, but it won't rub the lotion on its skin. ^This^ this post if it should get the hose again."
...
As has been said by everyone, you sound like the cunt to live with. Bloody hell.
Does he wash up?
No he never wash up.
Does he clean up?
No he never cleans up.
Does he brush up?
Never brushed up.
HE DOES NOTHING
THE BOY DOES NOTHING
:DDD
love it
Freely uses my bottled water ice cubes
forget him, u sir ARE A CUNT
bottled water ice cubes?
Are you Monk?
Loofah ???
my nan used to have one of them , I used to think it was shredded wheat .... tastes fucking orrible.
needed some sugar on it
clearly
and the removal of old pubes and dead skin..
would probably of helped.
ooh fancy
"Puts his loofah right near where a bunch of water falls"
the trevi fountain?
shit in his eyes
surely this is a new Foley username in the works
i was going to say 'hah! no.'
but then I thought: that's actually a pretty brilliant username. Who WOULDN'T want to have a conversation with the whingingCUNT?
This episode is incredible.
Sounds like a thread for CoalTalk
after shower spray?
I propose you grow a pair.
Or stop trolling.
Some of the things you've listed are incredible.
Somewhere, on another message board far far away
is another thread entitled "lived with this cunt for a week".
i dunno...
trimmed hair left in and around the sink is a bit of a horror show.
I think what you need to do is get yourself an Apollonia and spend most of your time trying to convince her father to let you marry her and move into the villa.
"uses my icecubes"
amazing stuff.
Although some of them are pretty ridiculous a lot of them are pretty reasonable and annoying.
I am the voice of reason, bow to me.
Agreed
Thing is, if the guy had just mentioned the clearing up/washing up stuff I'd have had sympathy. But that's all dissolved and all I can read is 'SHOWER SPRAY' and 'BOTTLED WATER ICE CUBES'
'BOTTLED WATER ICE CUBES'
Sounds like a Daily Mail headline.
Get off his case, he lives in NAPLES
I'm amazed he hasn't got cholera already.
NAPLES is an anagram of PLANES
Sorry, that's totally irrelevant to anything, but I'm on DiS before noon and I'm slightly disorientated.
I didn't even know that shower spray existed
i always have that shower spray stuff
use it for about 3 days then forget about it
i don't get this at all though:
"Puts his loofah right near where a bunch of water falls "
?
a bunch of water? a loofah?
loofah - thing for scrubbing yourself with
a bunch of water - probably his shower or taps
i love this thread
:') can't stop laughing at the nightlight, ice cubes and DVD menu 'problems'.
Why are americans obsessed with ice?
they just want ice the whole time and every drink has to be ice cold. Whats going on?
i've noticed this is as well
it's some crazy shit
I usually don't have a drink of anything
without the glass being at least 3/4 full of ice.
This is un-normal?
"they just want ice the whole time"
made me laugh really hard.
I have also noticed this. Like buying big bags of ice cubes from supermarkets and even having a separate freezer just for ice. Nutters.
You sound like a nightmare to live with
I lived with someone like this once
(the OP that is, not the ice-cube thief/non thief) until he went completely mental and moved out. He pretty much has no friends now. Good times.
So, we have another Belshaftian.
hello.
Season's greetings.
'bout ye
He doesn't like bright lights when he's peeing!
I think he's just scared of the dark though.
^ one of my favourite posts ever
So then, did this thread turn out like you'd hoped?
120 replies fuck me
Heavens, I thought this would die in no time. You lot have actually been a bit of help. I've relaxed a bit. And if fished my fork out of the rubbish bin. I washed it, haven't used it yet though.
But there was a couple of people that agreed with me. Maybe one, or one did the other somewhat did.
GOOD.
like this
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2007/12/light-show.jpg
Why would you need to spray after a shower?
The idea of a shower is to cleanse the body of odour.
I mean spray the room
Obviously deodrant is a must.
He means the anti-mildew stuff.
(that you spray around the shower tray, not your oxters)
Ooooohhhhh.
Cheers :)
Wait...this guy is a he?
apparently so
this stuff is new to me
If I buy some, will I have to do less work in future?
Yes.
nice one
I'm getting me some, I've noticed some black dew appearing around the bath.
you sound like a nightmare
if you live with other people you can't be a total obsessive baby you weird obsessive baby. and people that get pissy about water drive me MAD. i bet you are the sort of person who pays like a tenner for a fancy bottle of mineral water in restaurants.
You look like a member of Kraftwerk
The robot versions.
10/10 would read again
bottled water ice cubes?
ctrl+f "bottle water ice cubes"
appears 8 times in this thread, amazing.
hmmm
i saw the mentions. and i'd added stuff into the reply box that would've expanded on the point. but that doesn't seem to have turned up. i'm on the mobile site though, so maybe that's to blame.
essentially i was suggesting that the OP should MTFU. i mean... really... nightlights &c. ...
Putting his sponge in the wrong position...how dare he???
Toothbrush on the counter...THE NERVE!!!!!!
LOOSE GIRLS?
TOOTHBRUSH ON THE COUNTER?
PLASTIC!!! DISHES??!!
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060406200752/uncyclopedia/images/9/9e/Wtfocker.jpg
WELL I NEVER
dude
you should try living in a house with people who only buy washing up liquid after you refuse to do it for the tenth time in a row.
they didn't wash dishes for a fricking week (i actually don't eat in the kitchen anymore)
also, a meat eater in the house actually just covered up the bin after little flies (not horrendous ones) started gathering around some discarded meat.
you're living with fucking martha stewart in comparison
also, nightlights?!!!
Just one nightlight in the bathroom
Like I said, so when I wake up in the middle of the night to have a pee I don't have to turn on the lights all bright like. You lot laugh, but I bet one person here tried it last night and no enjoys no longer having to turn on the lights all bright like to have a pee in the middle of the night.
NIght vision goggles.
"Make you look 1000x more badass than nightlights."
now enjoys*
i have a wind up torch i can attach to my head
I don't understand the DVD thing
How can you listen to the menu music whilst you're watching a film? Or are there 2 players?
I'm trying to watch mine
And his menu is playing in the other room
gotcha
Turn your TV up.
Failing that, use headphones.
Failing that, charge up to your flatmate and tell him off for leaving the music playing, and forever be known as a total psycho.
Failing that, charge up to your flatmate and set fire to him for leaving the music playing, and forever be known as a total psycho.
You could always sabotage his dvd player in some fashion.
Or his TV, perhaps, poking holes in all the speaker cones with an unwound wire coathanger. This would also be a suitable suggestion for dealing with the "shuffle of popular music" situation.
Just bust all his speakers. Surreptitiously, mind. You don't want to get caught.
Zoom 505 for sale
Non-working Digitech Tuner (may be useful for parts)
Blackberry Storm - Works but with cracked screen
Offers
Thanks
my housemate
used to come home drunk, leave the front door wide open and turn the oven on, sometimes placing a food item in it and then promptly fall asleep in his bed. We put a pizza that he had "cooked" on his pillow while he slept and he put his face in it then we made him clean the oven and banned him from using it while he was drunk. Like living with a child.
Propose meetings
have a union rep with you at all times.
Cheers for this. I'm gonna
Bookmark this page. And if anyone ever asks me why I waste so much time on the DiS messageboards I'm just gonna paste them this link and tell them to GTFO my life
cunt
Good bump.
This is one of my favourite threads ever.
BOTTLED WATER ICE CUBES.
and nightlights.
NIGHTLIGHTS
For the record
i'm ashamed i stood up for this guy. I think I just felt sorry for him really.
i hear his housemate tells stories about being drunk >:-(
Each to their own
This is a fantastic thread
some of these things are pretty anal.
some of them are pretty annoying. focus on the more annoying ones rather than trying to turn him into you.
Wow.
My flatmates are so bad that even thinking about it too much is making me want to kill myself so I don't get arrested for killing them.
Number One told me today that Number Two said 'I'm going to have to borrow £100 off of poptimusgrime so I can pay rent'. 'Borrow'. He doesn't have a job and is seriously into his overdraft. The first week I moved in, he phoned me at work to ask if he could borrow £100 for the rent, because he couldn't be bothered to fill in the forms to get his dole money.
AND he borrowed a pair of my socks without asking me. Cunt.
:)
use a dirty bit of toilet roll (ie. after you've wiped your batty on it)
to wipe all over his door handles etc.
the loose girl sounds cool
Fuck man
Chill out. Maybe you being so pedantic about EVERYTHING annoys the fuck out of him and he's complaining about you on whatever forum he frequents.
Night lights?
People having fun?
Their own tooth brush bristles touching the bench?
Relax dude.
Very good bumping
Loving this thread
I heard someone say 'bunch of water' yesterday and thought of this thread.
what the hell
is wrong with you?
you seem like a dick
so late
so, so late
Another thread ruined by user deletion
This was one of the funniest as well.
fix?
no
apparently not
OP has taken the ripping he's had with incredibly good humour though
credit where it's due.
shower spray ?
bottled water ice cubes ?
IDK MAN.. i just dont know