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But I can't stop farting. Smelly, not loud.
now help please?
suggest going to the beer garden.
or go to the wetherspoons and blame the smell on the tramps
2) line underwear with Odor-Eaters®
3) Order something eggy for lunch. Blame the smell on your meal.
before someone else points it out and everyone laughs at you
and blame them on said dog.
(Probably a lie.)
about an hour beforehand to get it all out of yr system.
I hope I'm not too late.
The fart police?
just say to one or two of your work colleages that, in a way, you're glad the person is leaving because they always smell of farts!
"Haha, I thought you said let's play a game of farts!"
I was sat next to the leaver and opposite from my boss, so my ass had to be on its best behaviour.
Rest assured I'm stinking up the office now though.
One for the Standing On The Shoulder Of Giants fans there, both of them
Pick a Fart That's New.
Bat Out Of Smell
Well, not literally.
But everyone calls it him.
He's called Gas and worries lots about everything.