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is worse than no milk in tea.
18 Aug 2010 is that day.
Have you ever played The Condensed Milk Game? Not so much a game, more just eating a big spoonful of condensed milk. It's pretty good though.
I only mentioned condensed milk at all because I was once given condensed milk in tea. It was served to me by a well meaning middle aged American woman, as she was putting me and my mate up, and it was a slightly awkward not-that-close-friend's mum kinda scene we drank it politely, and I think maybe had several mugs each. Not recommended.
3RD WORST - gone off milk
2ND WORST - skimmed milk
1ST WORST - soy milk
but it knows that gone off milk is the worst thing in the world to go in tea.
especially if it comes out in lumps.
But not as bad as the skimmed/soy milk fiasco
in coffee too - makes it taste like you're drinking a cup full of plant food.
come on guys. you cant seriously be suggesting soy is worse than lumps of off milk?
It smells like how Soy milk tastes when I had it in coffee.
Also the texture of soy milk is worse than clumpy off milk. It coats your mouth as if a snail has been taking a stroll in there. (I'm full of analogies today)
i just stick it straight up my bum.
Bit weird that.
Is that his 'football injury'?
your shit is upside down
'Ice T' is cool.
'Soy T' IS NOT COOL
and said shall I get two (in reference to milk), I said yes, assuming she meant two pints. She returned home with 2x4 pinters of skimmed milk (they only had semi in two pinters). We still have 4 pints left.
That is my story.
for old time's sake
If your girlfriend (different to your fiancee? Sly) asks me to 'give her one' (which she won't) I'll be sure to supply her with a 4 pint container of milk.
Skimmed milk is fantastic. All other milks can go fuck themselves. Skimmed milk, mmm <3
Skimmed milk is the best milk.
Whole milk- Now that can go to hell.
Trying to prove their masculinity YET AGAIN. "I only drink whole milk because thats what men do"
not liking milk because cats don't like it
(your cat is called Milk?)
but suggesting skimmed milk is tasty is madness.
i drink semi skimmed for health reason, but i know all too well that full fat milk is about 400 times nicer.
Everything else is too milky tasting and I find it a bit rank. Whole milk is just horrid.
ok, that makes sense.
the smell of an instant coffee with milk in makes me want to vomit.
I knew it
in care homes.
How do you milk a soy?
I hate that stuff, can't handle full fat milk at all.
Sickening in tea.
Couldn't imagine it on cereal though- too thick surely?
"Condensed milk is drunk before most professional football games in the UK. Professionals such as Ian Plumb endorse its use, stating its many benefits: "I always score when I down a can of condensed milk before a game, I'm not the same player without it"."
This is probably why i virtually always spewed my ring round about the 7 mile mark.
the drinking of, not the spewing up.
Clearly someone taking the piss out of someone or something, in a way I don't really get, but quite like.
its hat ian plumb drinks!
The others leave a funny, strange filmy stuff in your mouth. UNPLEASANT!
they really, really dont.
girls are mental.
Do a tongue test.
The truth is in the tongue test.
and yet nothing at all to say to this.
"er? what the fuck are you doing dan?"
"some girl on the internet told me to test milk by sticking my tongue into a bottle of milk"
in which case, i have no interest in talking about this anymore.
That would be amazing!
it really, really wouldnt.
Who knows who else has been sticking their tongues in there. That's probably why Meths got thrush in the first place.
"why are you doing that?"
"i dont like fruit or nuts."
i'd tell you the rest of the story, but it makes it less interesting.
there are a lot of posts in this thread i have ignored due to their madness.
for everything...just thought I should give a sane female opinion
imagine feeding your children skimmed milk?
Get this though, it's UHT too!