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I don't know if this is real or not, but either way it's brilliant.
"Just discovered Suede music being used in a bestiality porn film titled Dog Man Phwoarr. Very distressing; I've not had any royalties."
"Had a Friday 13th moment earlier. Thought I saw a ghost but it was just Bobby Gillespie with his head in a bag of industrial glue. Spooky."
"Photoshoot and interview for Readers Digest today. Feeling a bit uninspired. Might black up."
it just keeps getting better..
Sometimes I am asked..is Brett Anderson indie enough? The real question is..is indie Brett Anderson enough?
Started Sunday morn as I do every week; blasting Filmstar from my battlements and pointing at passersby during the 'ooh ooh ooh' bits
Some think it's extravagant to have semiskimmed milk decanted into skimmed bottles because I prefer the colour blue but BA is an aesthete
I keyed Philip Scholfield's car last week. Bought the key especially. Wasn't quite sure which car was his so did the whole street
Gonna have a bath. Two different types of Radox. Brett Anderson can afford it.
Not a single mention of gasoline and crack addicts
Is anything more beautiful than fractured drug love in London council flats? Probably but can't really change my tune at this stage
11:23 PM Sep 15th via web
This is the most consistently humorous Twitter account I have seen. Good work whoever it is!
reallybanderson Britpop secret: Thom Yorke's real name is Tom York but he had to be a special fucking snowflake. Brett Anderson sees right through
Some people play Monopoly with real money. Brett Anderson plays Monopoly with a real iron, shoe, top hat and dog
This is great
every tweet is solid gold. Some faves:
Had lunch at Robert Smith's house. I asked him what the time was.He smiled thinly and whispered 'bedtime' before falling asleep on his pasta
Noel Gallagher drives a Rolls Royce? Brett Anderson goes around in a carriage pulled by Noel Gallagher's mum.
Was asked to model for M&S with Bryan Ferry but said no. Standing opposite him was like looking in one of those weird fairground mirrors
Best way to boil an egg? Get Bernard Butler to stare at it for a minute or two while thinking about what he could have had.
Met Richard Ashcroft earlier. 'Can't stop, Brett. Got big interviews with Melody Maker & Select'. His wife's eyes begged me to say nothing
WHO IS IT? Probably really is Brett Anderson
"Britpop secret: PJ Harvey was known as BJ Harvey in indie circles until Nick Cave started kneecapping people."
:') :') :')
i'm really hoping it is him. it could be the peak of the internet if so.
Though I think it's a fake account, everyone knows Jas Mann still works at Allied Carpets.
"Ian Brown did a few shows in Japan. 'It was great, Brett..so many familiar faces' he said. Racist bastard."
"Animal Nitrate was actually about the poor pay scales endured by guard dogs working unsociable hours."
@DalaiLama From Bernard Butler we can learn the value of blocking phone numbers.
@Nickiquote Any day where a pale skinny boy gets sex by virtue of having excellent hair is #SuedeDay
Getting Nicky Wire to understand the difference between 'disappeared' & 'dead' is like talking to Fidel Castro... or the Chinese government
i can't find it right now, but he had a great one about refusing to sack northern uproar, now employed as his gardeners.
are probably the biggest sign that it's not actually him. or are they? hmm.
i'm a suede fan girl (don't judge) and one of the girls on one of the message boards apparently asked him about the twitter account after a gig in italy. brett anderson is aware of it and finds it entertaining, but it doesn't sound like it really is him. then again, he'd be the type to lie about something like that :P
Few know that the title of the Morrissey album Bona Drag is actually gay slang for 'my penis is cumbersome'
My solo album Slow Attack is actually about how @EdwynCollins once tried to hit me with a lampshade
"Brett Anderson is generally apolitical but I am quite pleased with Ed Miliband. Everytime he says New Generation I get ten quid."
Just keeps on giving :D
Preparing outfits for the Suede tour. Richard protested about his glittery lederhosen but I reminded him that he's getting £6 an hour
"Bobby Gillespie is outside bothering my bins again. His face is muckier than Kerry Katona's bidet but he seems happy. "
i was the queen of #britpopmeals and he never followed me.
haunted by fondue (gene)
this is apple core (pulp)
oh class a, class b, is this the only poultry between us? (suede)
is this you? own up.
maybe, maybe not!
is reallybanderson a DiSer? after complaining that he wasn't following me, i got an email informing me that brett anderson now follows me on twitter.
i am not reallyncodling, though i did call dibs. i must sort out the fake reallyncodling and stage a hostile takeover of the twitter account.