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No one's here today are they?
cheer up big lad
I have just seen some preliminary illustrations for my comic book and wee'd myself in happiness.
Also I am listening to early-noughties American indie all day
No one likes a self-important writer.
*more of a self-important writer.
I am starving already.
Tonight I am going to see my friends new flat. Should be exciting but I will be jealous.
Tomorrow I am doing nothing and the same thing goes with Sunday. I will probably buy some cheese to eat though.
what sort of cheese are you having?
with some crackers obviously.
One tried to head-butt my hand at a city farm, but apparently this can mean that they like you or something.
You could have had a mate for life.
There was a show on last night about otters. I love otters.
i missed this programme though, I'll bet it was on when I was too lazy to change the channel although I wasn't really watching the tv at that point anyway.
I haven't watched it all yet but it was very cute. The otters like relaxing on their back with their hands in the air! so cute.
That's exactly when those Phillistines Phil and Kirsty were on the tv, like I say I wasn't paying much attention but I'd far rather have had some otter critters on the tv.
Nor did I see any meteors last night.
I love Kirsty Allsop. I like the was she says inspired. "I'm completely inspaaaared"
And my ladyfriend's and my one year anniversary. We'll be watching Male Bonding and Cold Pumas to mark the occasion.
i've just gotten some really bad news so i'm gutted :'( and as a result, i have to move up to leamington spa, which is going to be so annoying to sort out
tomorrow: yes way
sunday: yes way
Deeping St James
I'm even more excited now.
and that's about 6 miles away. I used to sell lightbulbs in West Deeping.
IS THERE NOTHING I HAVEN'T DONE???
Shame we won't visit this 'best pub'. We'll just have to MADE DO WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT.
How about 'best towns in south kesteven'?
deeping st nicholas?!?
deeping st nicholas. Hence I forgot it. Poor man's Frognall.
pretty eerie, no?
wait! what's that noise?!
It's not really any more or less lucky than any Tuesday the 30th or Wednesday the 18th. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a cretin.
Not just any bog-standard cretin, but a superstitious cretin who shall be fleeced by the firm I'm going to set up which will specifically part superstitious cretins from their hard earned cash.
LUCKY <item> GETCHUR LUCKY <item> 'ERE.
TEN PAHNDS. LUCKY <item>.
PERTEX YA FROM ALL THE SPOOKIES.
<item> will be whatever old shit I pull out of the bin or skip nearest to the stall. Can't lose. If I put a bit of tartan on it I can make double the money during the festival.
before he plunges his axe into your neck and places your disembodied head on a spike.
victim of a serial killer/axe murderer/immortal weapon of Satan.
It could easily be said that I am (or have been) a big enough prick to warrant an axe to the neck. I will *not* go down into the basement today.
Tell them I'd like mushroom and cauliflower gougere for dinner.
"MUM, SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET WANTS MUSHROOM AND CAULIFLOWER FOR DINNER!"
Unfortunately, I'm feeling a bit under the weather and 12 hour days are going to kill me. Sod it, no pain no gain etc.
I should be moving house today, but maybe tomorrow. Who knows?!!
did you move to amsterdam because Holland is famous for dykes?
Holland, Netherlands = Canals
tonight: seeing eddy temple morris and that tom bloke who used to be in the cooper temple clause at 333
tomorrow: premiership! and then to some brazillian eat/drink/dance bar for a birthday
sunday: sort life out.
Tonight: DJing at Something Serious bit.ly/seriousaugust laying some tunes donw
Tomorrow: Haven't decided yet
Sunday: Haven't decided yet
I massively overspent in Swansea last weekend so I need to keep this one fairly cheap
In fact: I will.
That would be me. Probably Guinness in hand
That'll fill a day nicely
Tomorrow: Either trip to Market Deeping (unlikely) for FA Cup, or Potters Bar for two pre-season friendlies (more likely).
Sunday: No idea. Probably just procrastinate.
I heart Kilburn
then the Good Ship itself. Olegrich is apparently going, so I'm expecting sambuca to be involved somewhere along the line.
Give her a hello from me. Then run away. Standard tactics.
It's her boyfriend's birthday, so I'd expect to see her.
FOOOOTBALL the rest of the weekend. Maybe with some job hunting.
According to Cineworld's mobile website, it's on at Hammersmith tonight. Advance screening or summat?
Sorting out a wedding suit tomorrow
dunno for Sunday...got Anvil to watch at some point though
Wednesday: Leicester (Wedding)
Next Sunday: Home
HOPEFULLY VISITING THE CARIBBEAN CARNIVAL IF IT ISN'T RAINED OFF.
MEETING UP WITH A FREIND AND HER NEW KID.
BEING VAGUELY DiSAPPOINTED THAT PICKLEDOEUF'S LEAVING DO WAS MOVED A WEEK FORWARD.
I'm still in bits from last saturday though (bruises and bumps EVERYWHERE) so consider yourself lucky! Are you staying in Chorlton for the whole night?
You could meat some real Manc DiSers, not one of these posh-Scots Mancwannabes.
Not me though.
Tomorrow- Ventnor celebrations
Sunday- Desperately needed night in :)
Is there anything interesting going on in London this afternoon? I have an hour or two to kill.
I'm out of work at 5 today, not 5:30 like I said earlier. Want to meet me then?
...to bugger about on the river. If the weather holds. Which invariably it won't. It'll be like Brideshead Revisited meets HURRICANE '87: The Windening.
Although I'm going to Clapham tonight beforehand which fills me with all sorts of dread.
that could have an impact.
Tonight. Early to bed
Tomorrow. Sign remortgage paperwork, buy new mattress, maybe Potters Bar v Hendon double bill.
Sunday. Genuinely haven't the faintest idea.
Turns out I'm on match report duty all of a sudden.
Also, Andy Leese in the Bucks Free Advertiser (or whatever its called) said of last Saturday.. 'I've apologised on behalf of Chesham, maybe Hendon will do the same.' I think he's a bit of a flange now.
To be honest, I thought that the moment he started having a go at me for wishing him all the best with the season. He lost the plot as much as some of both sides players did.
Given that Chesham haven't fronted up on their website about what happened, people in glass houses and all that.
There's been absolutely nothing about the debacle on their site save for the result. Knob.
Much more importantly, I move to London tomorrow. :D
I have a bit of a killer hangover.
I sauntered in at 11.30am and there's hardly anyone here. It's bliss! I'm sipping irn bru and contemplating a snooze in one of the break-out rooms. (hard night last night).
I like office snoozes. Nothing beats getting paid whilst you sleep. Makes me feel like Bill Gates, without the millions.
Manchester office have given me a card which made me cry at my desk and selfridges vouchers. If I wasn't on the brink of falling off my perch with tiredness I would skip home. Via selfridges :)
tomorrow Fifa tournament, probs about 10 people, likely to go on till about 4 in the morning. Good Times.
I invited you on monday, check yo' texts fool. Come down!!!
Sat 02 Aug :()
I look like a small boy/Peter Pan.
She's a tiger, but...
i'd also like a go on your rats.
I have a half empty big bottle of vodka and a little bottle of vodka, both different cheap brands reckon they're okay to mix?
See you there. With cider.
hope to meet you in the 1st round PROPER.
Fair enough, it is a morning/friday/weekend thread, but still.
tommorow: going to the doctors hungover for a good prodding
sunday: probably watching my boyfriend play guitar hero while i fold his socks and make his dinner.