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never get any better, do they? ffs. can i shout at someone please? fuck you. yeah, fuck you.
i've got a precarious itch on my balls
that's right, every day. so once a week isn't that bad
It's the ridiculous up and down hormones they do my head in. Crying because of a TV advert has to be a highlight.
That's like waving a bottle of Jack in front of The Hoff after Baywatch got cancelled and telling him he can't have any.
...You wanted a big gorilla drumming for you?
That is all.
I didn't get angry
You've never met him have you.
I'm the new marckee, clearly.
He thinks REAL misogyny is funny.
I was attempting to start an argument, as I haven't had one on here before. I'm sure that periods are rubbish.
These somber works, inspired by Spain but painted in Paris, are now some of his most popular works...
The pill she's on has stopped them completely. It's pretty much the best thing about her.
Maybe you should make an enquiry with your GP?
Surely the whole physicality of it all - the build up of the lining and all would need to go somewhere? Does it just build up until your womb is at maximum capacity and then you have a month of your period in December?
but then the idea of shedding your lining (i thought) was to keep it clean and healthy? I don't know. I just have them and there isn't much I can do about it!
I dunno I prefer the once a month saga at least it's an indication that something's not right if it stops.
'shedding your lining'.
She sees her nurse whenever she needs to stock up and always talks about it. Nurse says it's nothing to worry about, perfectly healthy, etc. it's just the way it works with some women. Reassuring enough for me.
not allowing the week off and that this meant she never got periods (and was why she did it). I have no idea if this is the truth or what the health downsides might be.
Is pretty much hysterical nonsense that school nurses used to make up. It can actually be good for you not to have a period every month. I avoid them (deliberately) when I can and only really allow myself to have one to double check I'm not up the stick.
When I was training for a half-mara they just stopped altogether and didn't come back for over 2 years! Totally amazing at first, but freaky after a while.
Like do your boobs still get big or you get emotional etc...
Just curious. Never been allowed on the pill because of genetics - something about my Grandfather dying of a stroke and my family being susceptible to DVT.
I can get a bit weepy for a couple of days, but nothing compared to actual PMT. As for the boobs, if I run the packets together then they don't get sore as such, but unfortunately I have permanently comedy breasts on the pill anyway. I'm not really meant to be on the pill either (although now i've stopped smoking i'm much lower risk), but I can't bear the thought of the alternatives.
It's awful. Once a month it feels like someone has taking a baseball bat to my lady bits and it's so bad sometimes I literally can't move.
Look at the reaction this got. Just to clarify, it's not *actually* the best thing about her, that was just for the lols...
(it is a nice brucey bonus, though)
But when you don't have one fore a couple of months, I bet you'd suddenly decide you'd rather have them than not.
I thought you knew me.
i can't stress enough how much of a safety wink i'm putting here: ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
My mates missus gets really bad periods, he refers to it as 'Werewolf Week'. One time he'd hidden his browsing history as he'd been looking at naked ladies and she questioned why he was being so secretive and then pretty much accused him of being a paedophile.
I delete my browsing history all the time, I'm sure most men do. He probably could have been a little smarter though, like switching on Stealth Browsing or something.
Or he could just set up the browser to delete all history whenever it was closed as standard.
I reckon she'd have a better idea than you.
He's been a mate for years, no way is he a paedo. Although now you mention it...
It's a movie with submarines.
(With the exception of poptimus, who's giddily reminiscing about those halcyon schooldays) deserves to hear of torrents of gushing, really.
She used to be quite up front about using one and tried to convert me. And then one day as she was going on one of her 'environmentally friendly' tyrades that I realised that she would have rinsed it out in the bathroom sink, where we all brush our teeth and faces. This was during the bit where she said the cup could hold two tablespoons full of blood in them.
It's been a long long day.
since you are recommended to squeeze them a bit when they go in (according to a friend who bought one recently), won't the same be required upon removal? Doesnt the blood therefore go everywhere? What about clots? What if you bleed heavily? Do they come in different sizes?
She's not used it yet, so I can't get answers from her.
I feel like I'm the ovary guru today. I don't like it, AT ALL.
I bet you suck your finger if you cut it.
Little difference, except its a vagina and its not your blood. Other than those two things EXACTLY THE SAME.
Maybe if the blook in your fingers was all skanky and had lumpy liver bits in it.
The only difference between a lumpy bit of uterus lining and a scab is one's dried out.
Other than that one thing they are AXECTLY TEH SAM. sort of.
ITS ONLY INNARDS.
I eat sensibly, exercise, and don't drink too much.
I need to be reminded of that more often.
any other mildly embarrassing threads I can post in today?
we got down to it in the dark and everything was warm and moist,a lot more than usual, i was literally sloshing around with my joystick, i thought i was doing a grand job, went to sleep straight after
the next morning i awoke to a very grim scene