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and you could reside anywhere you chose permanently?
I get as far as thinking it would suddenly be pretty crowded in New York, and that's about it.
I was reading a thing which said opening the borders would be the best way to reduce world poverty, because all of a sudden there'd be a very real incentive for the richer countries to try and make the poorest countries more attractive places to live to encourage them to stay put
either that or everything will go fucking mental and there would be constant pitched battles, skimishes, explosions and awkward conversations between people speaking different languages wanting to know where the nearest public toilet is.
I'd nip over to America for a bit, maybe eat a burger.
then I'd go to Mexico and drink some tequila, then on to Argentina to eat some steak, back across the atlantic to South Africa were I have a braai, then north to Zimbabwe where I'd become a billionaire.
apart from maybe the last one.
problem is if he tried to convert it to sterling his fortune would come to about 12p.
(apologies to JohnM for calling him any old white man, I know he's old but he might not be white)
but you'd only have to pop over the border for a couple of minutes. Sell them some cheese or something and boom - billionaire.
I want one of these:
Get yourself over to New Zealand, the Land of Handsome Men
Those sexy woolen turtlenecks don't make themselves
There's only 11 men in New Zealand anyway, and apart from Dave and "Spanners" they're all single at the moment
The NHS would die because of all the old people from elsewhere suddenly rocking up and wanting stuff.
Some of the empty bits of the US would finally be inhabited.
All the "traveling" sorts from over here would clear off to Australia/the far east permanently.
Kim Jong-Il would go absolutely mental and probably start wasting people.
try out some punchlines and I'll tell you
followed by closure of country borders.
Then fence it off and refuse to let anyone else in, Cartmanland-style.
then we cannot claim to be free or to be truly morale.......
It is the perfect sort of state to have.......except that it would only work if there were far less humans than there actually are.
Overrun with 'em, we'd be...
to make my massive racist comments sound more authentic.
a lot of people would maybe become hi-tech nomads
some other stuff