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Good game, good game.
I feel violated
Has anyone seen them at all?
Sorry, they were in my pocket all along. As you were
it's brucie's bonus
but I'm a more sophisticated proprietor
TheoGB: Ruining jokes since 2005.
You'll be indulging in football-related japery with cabbies before you know it
Also it sounds vaguely sexual - double entendre, yeah? Is there a more common term then?
I'm gonna go all Derren Brown on you for a minute, if I may.
The only time you've ever entered a turf accountant's premises is when the Grand National is on, yeah?
You pretending you think this is a betting shop is as flimsy a charade as Judge_B's 'oh! where are my keys?' performance. Just both admit you want a squiz at Brucie's shrivelled willy...
Since you bought the subject up, I'm mildly intrigued by what Brucie's cock looks like.
I've actually employed some of his moves in my own bedroom gymnastics, if I'm honest. "How do you like that, love? HIGHER, HIGHER? LOWER, LOWER?"
*points to bollocks*
Didn't they do well?
DiS didn't see fit to post it, and for once I'm going to agree.
It contained the word 'chuffer'
the keeper was nowhere
Brucie Forsysth's wife?
I reckon he'd say, "antipodean perv", or something
From the author of a thread THIS WEEK about fisting horses - and the even sleazier Speedway Grand Prix threads - this means nothing
This time around, I'd managed to include David Cameron in my response. I guess when your answer involves fisting a horse it's harder not to include him, really
Bruce+Forsyth+cock+pic into Google weekly since the mid-nineties is going to be after a few brief seconds of euphoria when the search results come back
Is this some weird Back to the Future shit?