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People keep on having kids and buying houses. STOP IT! Even CiC is soon to be an army officer!
I'm not sure if I'm an army officer, how can I check?
(*In my old age I've forgotten which one it was)
they usually spend their time hundreds of miles from any trouble.
when you attacked him from behind
and he picked the wrong time to take a nap!
I FEEL SO YOUNG AND LIBERATED!
What happened to green and white? :(
remember when my housemate made a huge deal about how old you are, and she said to me 'hey, its so cool that you have a friend thats so much older than us, its SO nice'
what with how your memory is noawadays, you diseased fanny.
'you diseased fanny'
you bucket of clunge mess.
maybe my internet persona got old when i posted thread about leaving my teens.
nah not really.
a while ago a cousin said that he was worried about getting old (he was 28/29 at the time) and then i gradually heard younger and younger people talking about the fact that they're getting old untill one day i heard an 18 year old saying 'yeah it's all downhill from here, i'm old now'
WHAT THE FUCK.
age is a state of mind not a state of number. getting old is getting more conservative and close minded. when you're no longer open to new ideas and you no longer have much interest in changing the world, that's when you become old.
We need to ensure a constant influx of younglings to support the rest of us with cat videos and houseparty anecdotes in our dotage.
Thank you, youngster. Please also mow my lawn.
And I paid for it with my business account.
(But I listened to Pulled Apart By Horses on the way home, to counter balance this)
they unsettle me.
Let's keep DiS for Disers and put a cap on new entrants.
that our perception of who is 'old' in this country is influenced by football.
In football, once you hit 30 you're pretty much considered to be on the downward slope. As a consequence, e.g. 36 seems massively old and Teddy Sheringham, in my mind, is one of the oldest people on the planet.
Screw you, football, basically.
he was the first famous footballer i was aware of that was younger than me
was when Theo Walcott was announced as part of the 2006 world cup squad. He's a year younger than me :(
My body clock is ticking oh god I need to pop out some babies oh god
i never post cos i'm always partying and annoying old folks playing chappy
hurry up and die.
John_Brainlove, indeed, poster-elect of days of yore, is the world's oldest man. Until the early 00s he lived in a cave in the Caucasus, and he attributes his longevity to a bowl of goat's milk curd every day.