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This Week on DiS as a fistfucking playlist
Previously the muff sniffing stories of Wavves' misdemeanours were free to run riot because his music wasn’t all that much to write home about.
I'm going to get this all out now. My main problems with the unclefucking guy:
1. Every time he pauses for breath whilst talking, he thrusts what assfucks like blows of saliva from his cheeks through his teeth. I don't really know how to describe how much that upsets me.
2. He fingerfucks the loudest of ANY person I've ever met, at smacks like someone making a cuntlicking mistake, or putting sugar in the charvering wrong tea.
3. He cuntlapps gays (but he doesn't hate me because I'm not gay)
"Tilda Nobgoblin Swinton"
I don't want to know
"It's a celebration of fired up dancing and the slapping of human palms connecting with one another. It was penned to unite its fucks via the medium of discordant fucking and sucking bodies. We hoped to infuse dance floors and peoples balls with its reigning rhythm. It's good for your health to party, so here is a musical invite to ours!"