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I mean, 2 full minutes to open a can of spaghetti?
eventually does but it's full of dirt
rubs dirt on self
cuts open jeggings
discharges spaghetti from snatch
horrified onlookers applaud politely
a quarter million of them since this thread started
A MEME IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
but I think it's basically a room full of people (hipster, if you will) in the back of a Forever 21 store watching a girl open a can of spaghettios for a couple minutes, then she cuts a hole in her jeans so she can finger herself and piss on the floor, then she takes off her shirt and wipes it up. I think that's pretty much it
I never got to the end, is that really what happens? *re-opens link*
she's going to live to regret doing that.
and all i saw was a load of filthy hipsters looking shocked
did she pour beans up her bum or summit?
then I remember that they're stereotypes
now I get it
she can't open the can of spaghettios like a normal person because she's got a can of spaghettios bunged up her vagheggi
than the act of pissing out spaghetti from a vag and wiping it up with a t shirt
It'll turn out to be a viral marketing thing for Heinz, probably.
wonder what the fuck he did?
Did she have spaghetti hoops up her vagina?? or were they in the tin? Quite confused by this.
She inserts the tin into said orifice, does a hand stand, removes tin, then goes back to standing on her legs.
if so that's quite impressive
but if I was there by the time she starts cutting open her trousers if not earlier I genuinely don't think I could contain myself from shouting "are you fucking kidding me? i mean are you fucking kidding me I hate all of you"
"EVERYTHING IS SHIT!"
Was the spaghetti stored upside-down?
it's the performance art that offends me
......trying to be shocking....it wasn't........all i saw was a young lady with serious mental health issues.....and in need of a new tin opener.....
..apart from one girl who is laughing at the start, then making a disgusted face when the 'artist' starts pissing everywhere :D