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You can only afford one. Which do you pick?
pick up an extra copy of the metro.
If I was ever in this situation, however, I'm guessing I probably wouldn't be eating enough to need the toilet paper. Or the toothpaste.
to get rid of that stale smell of death
you can always wash your bum
You can brush your teeth with water and baking soda for the same effect (if not the same minty freshness.)
Also, I steal loo roll from work or the pub next door.
I will not be drawn on this question, or I can live with neither.
You're new to London, right? We have certain standards here that may not have been issues in Manchester or Glasgow.
If I ever can't afford both then I'll be having a long hard look at my life. However, loo roll is much easier to half-inch, so i think I'd buy toothpaste on balance, even though I think it's over-hyped as a necessity.
IS THAT BETTER? ;)
Poo then shower dash.
Toothpaste is the correct answer, btw
use newspaper remains
Can I buy a crossbow with the money I've saved?
What will you hunt?
(what is the collective noun for a group of kites?)
have an outdoor shit and have a wipe with a nice dock leaf.
When I first started going out with my girlfriend our crapper broke and I had to sneak down to the woods to take a shit. My flatmate told her what I was doing...
I just like to defecate in a variety of places. It is the spice of life.
But then I also have a shower that I can rinse my arse off with.
Dunno. I'd buy a couple of cans of cider instead.
TP can be 'procured' without outright stealing innit.
I cannot live without toilet paper. I could deal with bad breath but nah, couldn't deal without toilet paper.
Is this the right answer ?
Toothpaste, because I have very sensitive teeth.
I merely stole loo roll from work after I noticed that every day without fail the cleaners put an additional 7 rolls in a toilet for an office of like 20 people. Pop it in the bag on the way home
I'd just shoot Euthymol up my arse.
minus the freshness aspect