right so its based around bernard manning or roy chubby brown or something like that except its a racist guy who gets it wrong the whole time. Like he'd come out and be like "fucking pakis. where are they flocking from? other day i was in the newsagent and this paki said to me..." and then he'd do an impression of a chinese bloke or something. also he'd go on about polish people except every time he'd pronounce it 'paw-lish' as in to polish something rather than 'poh-lish' as in a person from poland. itd be great. and gradually he'd reveal details about his family life that show his insecurities. it'd be great. right?