Young men in blue lycra bodysuits handing out "free hi-fives" outside lidl and the over-18s-only amusement arcade. Hurrah! Its the fringe!
Londoners charging around tesco whilst working out how much white wine they can get for £8 but Tasha's paying £5 of that so she gets the most. Hurrah! Its the fringe!
Edinburgh's residents continue hating all foreign invaders. Hurrah! Its the fringe!
Edinburgh's student population are suddenly Edinburgh's residents and hate all foreign invaders. Hurrah! It's the fringe!
I mean its basically just a festival for people too annoying and rich for Glastonbury, right?