That thing you do with the strap on your bag/purse over your shoulder and inbetween your boobies. Keep doing it.
If that's sexism then it's sexy.
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. good.
Women are alright, sometimes. You get the good ones, you get the bad ones. The good ones are great, the bad ones are horrible.
Same with anything though really isn't it?
I don't like it so much
That's the same as finding a peek at a highly sexualised, erogenous part of a body arousing
Surely it covers it up.
I'm confused by this whole thread. Mean stare at breasts and then notice the bag strap. Meowington isn't going to get fewer stares at her bust thanks to not letting her bag strap go between them.
As it stands it almost feels like Gowman only happens to get a good glance a some girl's breasts when he follows their bag strap around to them.
In short: this is a silly thread.
It's going in between the boobs, not across one of them. Do you not watch the news?
I don't know. This thread is tits.
like a troll would you ubercalved mensch.
Fucking sex pest.
I doubt Gowman's getting a 'boner' over it. Well I'd hope not.
I don't either. BUT it's fine and not even slightly perverted to find the mundane oddly alluring. Part of not being crushed to death by the relentlessly average, innit.
Unless the OP begins rubbing themselves vigourously against a lampost and howling at the moon when he sees a strapped boob. Then I'm with you.
all the time, it's just human nature. I don't think you have to worry.
Can you use it in a sentance so I know how to use it in future?
Now there's a phrase I haven't heard in fifteen years :D
it's generally the mundane things women do that men fixate on if they're listing the reasons why they find them attractive. I'm sure women are the same about men and it's not all, "PHWOAR!!! LOOK AT THE COCK ON THAT," though the reactions to the Twilight saga might imply otherwise.
I've had two accounts from girls going to see them saying how whenever one of the guys gets his shirt off (and apparently this is frequently) there is lots of girlie screaming.
I doubt they are thinking "I bet he has a massive knob". They are about 12.
You know, a bit of gender role-reversal irony with the use of a ridiculous pop-culture reference as clearly flawed 'evidence'.
They try and bring the conversation around to their own genitalia for shock value. JFC Almighty.
Can't stop laughing
12 year old girls
mid-20s women who've probably had their heart broken recently
mid-30s women who are married and deeply bored of their lives
they're all as bad as each other
they're all gonna stop now
A little while ago I posted requesting that you stopped wearing jangly jewellery and yet I still see/hear some about. Don't make me ask a third time.
no one thinks they look good
Are you actually saying it looks good? I always carry my bag differently to avoid the phantom squished boob look.
Anyway, bloody women!
WOMEN! Get your bloody tits measured and wear bras that fit you.
doesn't it make breasts look weird?
that thing men do - sit with their legs REALLY WIDE APART on public transport. stop it.
Although a man who crosses his legs is equally disturbing.
I cross my legs and I am the very definition of 'elegantly refined'.
Of course, being me AND being male, I am clearly best position to judge as to whether or not women should find this disturbing. TAKE HEED, SISTER...
only works on a certain body type though
It is clearly a mannequin if you can see it properly but across the office...
(I should have put that first really)
so it makes the shirt tighter and shows the shape of the breasts more clearly.
SO I can see how much I'm getting called a weirdo and who by.
this was standard playground practice wasn't it? Along with crossing your arms or wearing a colourful bra under a white shirt. "While the boys were too busy playing football to notice" etc etc.
Men are awful, women have tits, let's leave it at that before Theo really gets worked up into one of his misogynistic hissy-fits.
in our day to day lives other than how can i arrange this strap so some strange, most likely unattractive men can stare at my boobs
so it's ok for us attractive men to do it. Excellent,
it's about being competing with your peers
women really aren't in desperate competition for male attention - at least not all women crave the kind of attention you're talking about
it's not about male attention it's about competitive female peer rivalry
or at least not primarily.
unless it's different because the conventional idea is that women are all nice and supportive of each other?
possibly explains where i've gone wrong
they tend to band together at least in their own social circles and look to impress each other with their own aggressiveness. Females tend to feel the pressure of fitting-in more, watch each other more and compete against each other. It's why close female-female friends tend to feel more valuable than other pairings, and why males feel more comfortable on their own than females: having someone you're not competing with feels special, and males always have the subconscious feeling that should they want to they'll always find a male group to slip back into, which females find harder
Of course it's all bullshit, as you readily perceive
I should discuss it with fishplums...
Don't whatever you do forget the wide-on.
God Theo is disgusting
good effort folks
and i'm not even a woman
He's pointing out that a bag strap across the cleavage has a general tightening effect on the chest area of a t-shirt, causing accentuation of the contours of the mammarial region.
He's right. But it is probably something to have kept inside his brain and not thrown into the dystopia that is drownedinsound.com
And as a general rule of the internet, if you wouldn't say this to your female friends when you're sober, then that's probably a good guideline on when not to post into the cybersphere...