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Can't imagine a cat giving in all that easily
There was an old lady who fingered a cat, what a twat, to finger a cat.
She fingered the cat, to bum the mouse, she bummed the mouse 'coz it was stalking the house. I don't know why, it was stalking the house. Perhaps it's shy?
she fisted the horse, on a golf course.
She fisted the horse, to finger the cat,
to bum the mouse, to stalk the house,
in the house, she felched the squid,
she felched the squid, to blow the goat,
I don't know why she blew the goat.
"Phew!" said the stoat
do cats like being fingered? assuming horses aren't keen on a bit of the old slippyhand, they'd probably kick the shit out of you. if cats didn't like being fingered then you'd get scratched.
more research needed before I can really come to an informed decision, methinks.
...break a child's thumb or bite a duck's head off?
I'll start. 20 minutes ago
Go on then.
I'd finger the cat. I'd imagine there's gonna be a lot less cleaning up afterwards.
The horse is largely ignorant when it comes to politics, and in fact didn't vote at all
or, ah, why not, fuck yer maw?
but not like that!
they're all slags anyway
I don't remember this one, though.
so I think I'll pass.
What would you rather do?
Just to confirm, not doing either is not an option.
and we all know how she rolls when people stand in her way at work so I don't fanny your chances.
to be sure, to be sure
up the wrong 'un
I'll take the horse
I'm not sexually pleasuring anything unless it's a side-effect of getting my own end away. So I'll fuck the horse while the cat watches.
the answer would be "Both".
That's right, it's Friday, I'm starting on the vets.
finger a pussy.
As mentioned earlier, less cleaning up to do afterwards.
I'd also put some kind of gloves/mittens on the cat to prevent scratching...
I can see a sub-thread coming on...